Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 13-Aug-11 21:55:02 UTC
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Hello. I am a human. I walk on my hind legs and have five tentacles sticking out of each hoof! Do you like my coatless skin? Oh, that's right, you can't see it because we have some sort of crazy nudity taboo and we wear clothes all the time.
