Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:28:35 UTC

Jon and Angela Conrad

@derpy The stork drops monkey babies and nobody cares where they land, but in Equestria, they need to be more careful. Mix a horse and a donkey and you get a mule. They are always male as far as at the same time being "fixed" at birth so as to not compete for the affection of princesses. Zebras are a sort of a donkey. Foxes are like cats. Raccoons are like pigs. Possums are Canadian kangaroos. Zebras don't spend much time with ponies, but they each have to be careful that the alligators and crocodiles eat lions and tigers and bears and yellow jackets and wasps, oh my. Baby ponies are presented to their educational system before being left on the stoop of their drunkard parents for five years to see if they are even worth learning anything. Knowledge comes from that moment between when the piano falls toward you from outer-space and something inside tells you to stop and smell the flowers. If the blank-flanks didn't know what they are doing, how do they go on to do what they do?