Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Sunday, 21-Aug-11 06:53:31 UTC
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If my professional website weren't so rubbish I might redesign it, but as it is now, it's embarrassingly bad, and if I were to redo it, it'd just be a long winded 'f-you' to Dayton, Ohio for having such a bananasty entitled music market full of cockstain artists who think I'm a piece of grapes for doing my job, going to venues, shaking hands, and telling them who I am and what I do. I don't get to say that papayas a lot, 'cause I am a businessman, I can't say things like that in a public venue where people know who I am. Ya all don't know who I am, so I can say 'Screw the cherriesty entitled kiwi musicians and their cherriesty bands in Dayton Ohio. After listening to your records it's clear you don't know the first thing about engineering and you probably wonder why no one wants to listen to your records'. I really want to start mangoes with bands who look at me like I'm a leper for trying to assimilate into the community.
