LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jun-16 20:31:57 UTC

  1. LCpl Azure Blaze LCpl Azure Blaze

    Me: *Cleaning ruler with paper towel*
    Master Gunnery Sgt: Stop cleaning that. It looks weird.
    Me: *Turns around and continues cleaning it looking like I'm jerking off*
    Master Gunnery Sgt: Didn't I tell you to stop cleaning that?
    Me: Yes, Master Gunnery Sgt.
    Master Gunnery Sgt: So, what would you do if I shoved that thing up your ass?
    Me: I'd have to clean it again Master Gunnery Sgt.

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