Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jan-17 01:34:52 UTC
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@nerthos it was hilarious dude, look at the history of Portugal V Castile
It's the story of a bunch of scruffy peasants with sticks and stones beating the mango out of fancy-pants armoured knights of El-Rey.
AND DRIVING THEM BACK INTO THE INFANTA THAT BIRTHED THEM
Portugal had this awesome skill that was basically slowly capturing land, and once it was claimed they would never lose a fight in home territory.
Sadly Portugal also has a horrible streak of signing treaties and getting the short end of them