Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 03-Sep-11 10:29:10 UTC

  1. Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned that only about 9% of all giraffe intercourse is heterosexual. Your faithful student, [REDACTED AND PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION].

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