Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Thursday, 22-Sep-11 23:52:57 UTC

Edward Engelhardt

I like luxury cars, not because I'm like 'oooh I need power mirrors and safety ratings and feh', but because in 20 years, when the power windows make an awful 'wreeeee-eee' sound as the motor futilely tries to close the window and you have to brace it with your hand to get it to go up, the heated seat on the drivers side is permanently on, you turn on the cruise control, and if it happens to work this time, it drops about 30km/h from the speed you were going, and the power mirrors don't work, so you have to mash them with your hand and they make an awful grinding noise when you adjust them, after all that kiwi, they're not very luxurious.