@pawnheart
Salford, UK
Used to live in Glasgow. Now I am here. I play Guitar. Yay, woohoo, you rock etc. I think too much about things, drink too much coffee, socialise too little, and hate labels. except on bottles. I love picking those. Oh, and I am the Duke of Kiddermarester, and extremely rich!
Lick my decals off, brony. My only other significant net presence: http://rateyourmusic.com. RhymeDragWithDrag at your service.
Oh, by the way, MLP:FiM and Earth, Wind and Fire? Best combination ever!
Notices by Barton Flank (pawnheart), page 5
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@vcgriffin ...find... some breakfast? sounds ominous.
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Right, I have to head shortly - Y'all'll'all just have to make your own AWESOME PUNS without me.
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@vcgriffin Eh up, how are you today?
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@ceruleansquawk 1917. Of course. How could i have been so dull?
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@therainbowdashx Hmm. Forgive me, madame, I wasn't looking at your chest. I was looking... in it.
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@vampirequeen '8.4', '8.1', and... 'L.L'. Oh, hang on, '7.7'
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@therainbowdashx Fire the writers, probably. I don't think 'it wasn't us... it was... the PONIES!' would work as a defence.
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@techdisk I already am, thanks.
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@techdisk Maybe it was putting out a fire? In which case... urine luck. [drumbs]
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@scoot TWO WRESTLERS IN THE RING, BRUTHA!
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@vampirequeen Ahhhhhhh, makes sense!
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@vampirequeen Ah... how charmingly abstract.
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@scoot I divert energy from all over the place: restraint, common sense, basic numeracy... respiration.
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@vampirequeen Cedar Chest? ... ...interesting name.
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@ceruleansquawk I'd ask... but I don't want to spoil the surprise.
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@mushi she gets to the other side.
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@pawnheart please end this.
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@therainbowdashx No need to BOAR us with the details! [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AW LAWDDD!]
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@vampirequeen Last time someone followed me... I had to call the police! [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAA. HA. Haaaaa. haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Urgh]
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@mushi OH OH OH! 'SHE TANS INWARDS ON HERSELF'!!!!!!?!!! [rimshot] [confetti bomb]
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@mushi ...awww. I was waiting! While struggling to formulate my own punchline based on the concepts of 'blocking' or 'tanning inwards on herself'.
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@scoot Doncha mean... EYE'm okay with that? HMMMMM?!
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@pawnheart Pack of cards confirmed for Aces
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@ceruleansquawk Hamilton confirmed for races.
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@mushi please tell me that has a punchline!
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@scoot I know... I know.
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@rotation athankyew. All flowers and wellwishes should be sent to my agent.
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Stunned Silence.
Sunday, 28-Jul-13 11:59:05 UTC from web
