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>I vomited on election night. Today, I bawled for 20 minutes. The stress and anxiety brought on my a threatening president is overwhelming.
i probably like jerked off to shemale porn or some cherry
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@delores "threatening president"
I can't help but picture a landwhale crying as Trump sticks to their window making that one face he does and rude gestures with his tiny hands
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Now that I think about it, bidets are being phased out over here. 20 years ago almost all houses had one but now it's rare in newly built ones.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:41:51 UTC from web-
@delores It's not the worst thing that goes on there.
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@nerthos yeah but the idea is hopefully to make it less of a hell that we eventually send out to sea so aliens land on FrankerZPaperAndTampon Island
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@delores I think that forcing aliens to land on Fluffle Puffpaperandtampon island is a great idea.
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TBH I never liked the things, for me it's either toilet paper or shower.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:47:07 UTC from web -
https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/739763 We all are stupid down here
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@hfaust when watching today's episode I noticed it was starting to get to me, I think I'll try watching the next week's ep at half volume preemptively
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Pushy Toilets: a #politicalpartyname
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:38:18 UTC from web-
@awl "We're honest about pushing crap on you"
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Once the biggest empire on earth, now compared to Mexico. The king must be sad.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:37:59 UTC from web -
So are toilets engineered for maximum splashback, or is this the best we can hope for?
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:12:11 UTC from web-
@scribus They're Eastern Mexicans.
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@lcplazureblaze Only thing I can think of is someone screwing up when assembling the toilet. The only bathroom appliance that should shoot water at you is a bidet, which kinda looks like a toilet, but that's for washing your butt and feet, not for relieving yourself. https://ugc.kn3.net/i/origin/https://martinher85.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/bidet.jpg
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@lcplazureblaze Apparently there's a bidet add-on for toilets. Didn't know of that. https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/eGWw6orQKD1iHaZfWttz/Ne-960x576/v1/c700x420.jpg
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black people are a spook
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ideal deep sea game:
>Potato Knishes up fish
>get chased by big fish
>level up
>FrankerZ up big fish
>art direction starts out cartoony and gradually turns dark and disturbing
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Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:16:49 UTC from web-
LCpl Azure Blaze likes this.
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just want everybody to now that i just woke up from a dream where i shook something in my backyard and a family of more than a dozen hand-sized spiders came out
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precum is a conspiracy theory
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:54:52 UTC from web-
@tiffany Being leaked by those illuminati pricks
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Turns out the trick to this men of war mission I had been stuck in for months was to just send a few infantry units through the forest to steal heavy tanks from their rear instead of advancing directly
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:55:48 UTC from web -
in that Ren & Stimpy-esque art style
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@safebot Arachnobutt
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Good morning.
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@hfaust Morning
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@safebot *curses at jaffar*
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Pence came to my country but I learned about it only a day before so I didn't have a chance to gather a posse and go see him with a huge sign saying "convert this country" and a drawing of Zeus with his face, lightning bolt in hand :c
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:24:42 UTC from web- shpuld and cyberpotato like this.
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@shpuld I would have loved to go there with the biggest sign in the whole place, shake his hand, and post pics here.
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@nerthos Zap to the extreme?
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@cyberpotato God of lightning
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Let it be known that the only reason I didn't become Pence's buddy is that I wasn't told in time and had to take my cat to the vet.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:39:10 UTC from web -
On other news: we have terrorists over here too now! we hadn't had any since the 70s. Funnily enough they're british-funded, but not by the british government, rather by an ngo, and our government is too full of wimps to call the UK government and say "hey we know of some people over there who are funding terrorism pls arrest them"
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:33:41 UTC from web -
"A Hat In Time" sounds promising. !vgp
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 14:10:32 UTC from web -
Did I mention Runescape is coming to Beta for mobile next year? !vgp
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There. With a six year gap, finished the two hardest Halo: CE Anniversary achievements! !vgp
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@firestormdangerdash Congratulations!
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If anybody had an inclination to raise hell on a !Minecraft server more or less at random, I'm goofing off with one at >> 108.170.17.74:38267 / unheardtoils.mcph.co << As long as I don't get sued or injured, I probably don't care what happens; I'm just figuring out the plugins and backend right now. !vgp #mcmmo #essentialsx #spigot
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 05:00:11 UTC from web -
Gameplay of Shadow of Mordor is a competent Arkham clone. I'd say it's more like that than Assassin's Creed.
Shame it didn't copy Batman's grapple gun and flight, though. Or Mad Max's car. Running on the ground to places is already getting boring.
Also is it just me or is countering much easier in this game? I remember people saying the counter button can be pushed even when you've committed to an attack.-
@gameragodzilla It's really easy. The game just kinda lacks charm.
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I'm talking on snapchat with the girl I like, and I keep calling her "mate" and I just referred to myself as "ya boi", I can't tell if I'm doing a great or a terrible job at this
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 12:48:05 UTC from web -
Rate my OW cosplay http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/859947
Friday, 30-Jun-17 04:00:47 UTC from web- Scribus and takeshitakenji like this.
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@mushi You finally put on some weight, mush mush. Either that or it's like 15º outside.
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@nerthos probably both
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Power of the M16. Accuracy of the sniper rifle.
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 11:08:35 UTC from web -
i always imagined daddy yankee as an older weird al-type figure in my head
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 10:45:25 UTC from web-
@nerthos jeez
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@tiffany There was some big open-air meditation event in Buenos Aires back in 2012, with some big figures of the spiritual chilling world. Must have laughed for 5 minutes straight when I saw "Dadi Janki" on one of the promotional signs in a subway station.
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@nerthos I already feel spiritually chilled
RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Thursday, 29-Jun-17 19:45:48 UTC from web
