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  1. What if you punched someone so hard they turned into a door? And you're standing there like WTF? Then you find out that's how all the doors in the world are made and the harder you punch someone the better the door is. Then you like get invited into a secret underground group of murderers that go around punching people and turning them into doors and there's like experts that punch people and turn them into hand carved mahogany french exterior doors.

    Wednesday, 03-Aug-11 07:16:06 UTC from web in context
  2. Having a mustache complicates eating, but not having a mustache complicates lookin' good.

    Sunday, 14-Aug-11 02:43:03 UTC from web in context
  3. So I'm walking home, with my iPod on shuffle, and then the earthquake happened. I stopped in shock. Suddenly, my iPod starting playing Guile's theme. And I kept walking.

    Tuesday, 23-Aug-11 19:36:46 UTC from web
  4. A friend saw me taking screencaps of the Pie family for a project and she was like "what's going on?", to which I replied "so the pink pony was born in this Mennonite rock farming pony family and they do not understand what happiness is until she saw a rainbow and invented parties". She was all like "Who wrote this?! Seriously, who wrote this because this is AWESOME."

    Thursday, 25-Aug-11 02:17:20 UTC from web in context