Notices tagged with totw, page 17

  1. @snowlynx # Rarity is charged with deceit due to her deception of the citizens of Canterlot

    Friday, 03-May-13 09:51:48 UTC from web in context
  2. @snowlynx # Applejack is charged with the deliberate cause of destruction with the stampede throughout the town

    Friday, 03-May-13 09:48:39 UTC from web in context
  3. # Rainbow Dash is charged with the breaking and entering of Ponyville Hospital

    Friday, 03-May-13 09:44:20 UTC from web in context
  4. # The princess you are trying to connect to is not availible since she is out exploring the great kingdom in search of friendship, also something about a quest about becoming a double princess, but the details are a bit scetchy on that. Please try again later.

    Friday, 03-May-13 08:48:29 UTC from web
  5. # In case of season 3, stop what you're doing

    Thursday, 02-May-13 02:27:25 UTC from web
  6. # "Hello. This is Celestia. This silly topic of the week had caused the message on my answering machine to change so often; I don't even know what it says right now. I'm still waiting for a new topic to come up so I can finally keep one consistent message... in the meantime, please leave your message after the beep. *sigh*" *FRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDSSS~*

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 18:40:29 UTC from web
  7. needs a new #

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 05:48:41 UTC from web Repeated by wizardestwizard
  8. needs a new #

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 05:48:41 UTC from web Repeated by car
  9. # "Good morrow, royal subject! This is Princess Lu-I mean Princess Celestia! Unfortunately we cannot receive thine letter at the moment, for we are busy emptying the entire royal pantry of cakes and getting fat! Please do leave us a message after the royal beep and we shall make countenance to receive and reply to thine troubles with as great a speed as our rotund belly will allow us! BEEP!!"

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 17:20:16 UTC from web in context Repeated by thelastgherkin
  10. # "helo? is this thing on? confounded machines @#%$.. BEEP!"

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 09:08:58 UTC from web
  11. Wow THAT shouldn't be in the promoted bar. #

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 07:22:15 UTC from web
  12. needs a new #

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 05:48:41 UTC from web Repeated by liquidusmira
  13. needs a new #

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 05:48:41 UTC from web
  14. # "Hello, this is Celestia's talking mailbox. Put your letters in me."

    Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:46:20 UTC from web Repeated by scribus
  15. # "Hello loyal subjects! If you are to leave a message, no spam please. And also, if you are Twilight Sparkle, please bother Luna for once. Thank you, and leave the message after the beep!" *BEEP*

    Tuesday, 30-Apr-13 04:53:29 UTC from web in context
  16. # "You have reached the Princess of the Sun. I am omniscient. This means that I already know what you want and who you are. Please hang up at the tone."

    Monday, 29-Apr-13 13:52:49 UTC from web
  17. # "Hello, this is Celestia's talking mailbox. Put your letters in me."

    Monday, 29-Apr-13 06:46:20 UTC from web
  18. # "So it turns out that an answering machine is more for voice communication than written. This would explain both why I have received no messages on this thing and why I have still received letters at . . . inopportune moments. I guess I'll need to shop for a mailbox."

    Sunday, 28-Apr-13 17:34:22 UTC from web
  19. # AWW YEAAAAAA HEAD SHOT grapes GOT YA, OH SH** THIS THINGS ON, umm this is princess celestia, if your calling because we have no ants in equestria sorry they scare fluttershy (starts munching on potato chips) so yea leave a message at the beep *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP*

    Sunday, 28-Apr-13 14:41:53 UTC from web
  20. # How do I use this thing? None of the guards seen to have any clue how to use it, and Luna's message is definitely not satisfactory. ...Oh, the blinking light means it's on? Well then. *clears throat* You've reached the solar diarchy. I'm sorry we couldn't receive your message. Please leave a message after the tone, and we'll see to it that your message is received... if I can use this thing. Now how do you turn this thing o- *FRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEENNNNDSSSSS*

    Sunday, 28-Apr-13 01:26:07 UTC from StatusNet Android
  21. # *beep* (a few seconds later) TROLOLOLOLOLO ya i didn't get a word of that, please leave a message after the beep. *beep*

    Thursday, 25-Apr-13 22:25:58 UTC from web
  22. # Hello? whoooo iiiiis iiiiiit? ... (about 30 seconds on nothing to give the illusion that it really is her) ... HA GOTCHA! HAHAHAH! ... Too actually record your message please wait for the beep. *beeps then immediately ends phone call*

    Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 19:49:41 UTC from web
  23. # For letters regarding the magic of Friendship press 1. For Molestia Press 2. For Trollestia Press _. For Tyrant Celestia grand Goddess of our wonderful and glorious sun empire which should never be betrayed press 4. If *INSERT HORSE THEMED TOWN/CITY/BURG/DISTRICT* is currently in an immediate crisis press 5. Others wise record your message after the tone. *FRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDSSSSS*

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:01:42 UTC from web Repeated by redenchilada
  24. # For letters regarding the magic of Friendship press 1. For Molestia Press 2. For Trollestia Press _. For Tyrant Celestia grand Goddess of our wonderful and glorious sun empire which should never be betrayed press 4. If *INSERT HORSE THEMED TOWN/CITY/BURG/DISTRICT* is currently in an immediate crisis press 5. Others wise record your message after the tone. *FRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDSSSSS*

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:01:42 UTC from web
  25. # "Hello, this is Celestia. If this is Twilight Sparkle, please get off the phone now and do not call me again. Anyone else, please leave a message after the beep." *beeeeep!*

    Thursday, 18-Apr-13 16:21:25 UTC from web
  26. # # Leave a message, or something. See ya'll later.

    Thursday, 18-Apr-13 00:21:31 UTC from web in context
  27. # *slurring* hey all you ponies i got an answering machine *cough* oh uhm please leave the message after the beep beeeep *voice cracks*

    Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 20:43:28 UTC from web
  28. RT @snowlynx # "My dearest Twilight Sparkle. If you do not destroy your current connection by the tone, I will personally send you to magic kindergarten for the rest of your life, and any time school is not in session you will be licking dirt off of the floor of the Everfree Forest until the day the entire forest shines."

    Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 17:37:25 UTC from web
  29. # Does Celestia even answer the letters normally?

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 23:03:14 UTC from web in context Repeated by scribus
  30. # Does Celestia even answer the letters normally?

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 23:03:14 UTC from web in context