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  1. # Im only something if people define me as being that specific thing. If i try to claim im something i have to back it up, yet even then only with public approval can i be that thing that i strive for. # I am not a brony :(

    Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:50:22 UTC from web
  2. # if you think im bad on here then you should see my other profiles. LOL

    Friday, 30-Mar-12 21:35:28 UTC from web
    • @conventrix Just food for thought you baystard!

      Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:58:09 UTC from web
    • w00t samus recolor B*squee*s

      Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:53:16 UTC from web
      • # TIME TO CHANGE ALL MY AVATARS!! AGAIN^8!!!

        Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:50:54 UTC from web
        • @conventrix I am disappointed in my fetishes.

          Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:25:39 UTC from web
        • To begin....to all the people that i have ever mangoesed off or offended... i send my deepest and sincere...pffffahahHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!! YEAH F*SQUEE* RIGHT!! Like i would apologize for anything ive done. Even if im wrong ill admit it but i wont say im sorry.

          Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:45:37 UTC from web
        • I love everypony. #

          Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:25:53 UTC from web
          • en.wikipedia.org/... S*squee*....it sucks when you find a piece of literature that really tells you how messed up in the head you are.

            Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:11:09 UTC from web
          • So how is everypony?

            Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:10:42 UTC from web
          • www.msnbc.msn.com/... hehehhe lOLed! Although when i saw nixon i kinda s*squee* myself.

            Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:08:35 UTC from web
            • WATCH IN AWE AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CERULEAN GIVES YOU WHAT YOU WANT

              Friday, 30-Mar-12 19:56:11 UTC from web
            • Apparently i got redirected to the spitfire network. # #

              Friday, 30-Mar-12 20:01:04 UTC from web
            • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFNTa0aJdtU Good song for a reality check if you listen to the lyrics enough. Good luck with that kiwi people :>

              Friday, 30-Mar-12 19:50:12 UTC from web
              • >Realizes he hasnt said anything pony for the last 3 days > is like http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000008925113-yep7ri-original.jpg?a3ace1b

                Friday, 30-Mar-12 19:45:36 UTC from web
                • kotaku.com/... This is why budget cuts suck a*squee*!! DAMNIT NAMCO!!

                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 19:44:49 UTC from web
                  • news.cnet.com/... via @CNET What the f*SQUEE*?? no no no.....NO DAMNIT WHY GEORGE ORWELL WHY!!!!

                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 19:06:42 UTC from web
                    • Quick question *since everyone here is so helpfull when i ask these.* Is it bad when i can actually Say out loud to friends that are in close proximity that i would kill them for 5$ and mean it? Im curious.

                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:34:48 UTC from web
                    • I used to hate being a hypocrite. Then i took a reality to "ole blue". And by "ole blue" i mean my D*squee* and by my D*squee* i mean cock, and by cock i mean my D*squee*.

                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:14:31 UTC from web
                    • You know for anyone that needs to understand anything about me i think Facebook finally did something right. http://gyazo.com/1f5b5deb04d646ed88d98f40ed1ee2f9 BTw this made my F*SQUEE* day!

                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:32:27 UTC from web
                      • Hey dont look now but i think @Jimmyrustler is a Dumbass.

                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:15:52 UTC from web
                        • @jimmyrustler DIE YOU F*SQUEE* IDIOT! #

                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:15:22 UTC from web
                          • #?

                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:00:29 UTC from web
                          • imgur.com/... That moment when you realize how much of an A*squee* you can be even while being nice. #

                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:29:43 UTC from web
                            • @jimmyrustler I applaud you, you managed to censor the first f*** but missed the second, good effort though.

                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 15:37:57 UTC from web
                            • Anyone got any connections to local breweries?

                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 15:53:49 UTC from web
                              • (Not sure if i shared this here or not. But screw it) # Im not sure if it is or isnt but i guess its better if others decide for themselves. http://ur1.ca/8v46k

                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 15:49:44 UTC from web
                                • I often see myself as being somewhat of a redneck, Yet im not Red by any standards and my neck sure isnt there (when i slouch)...but then again i also am supposed to be hispanic. Huh.....eh whatever i cant trace my family tree to save my Celestiadamned life (<see what i did there? No? F*squee* you then)!

                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 15:46:16 UTC from web
                                  • Wait. Wait wait wait. In Canada they're getting rid of the penny, and all sales will be rounded to the nearest 5 cents. WHAT. WHAAAT. http://derpy.me/rB3fD

                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 05:01:17 UTC from web
                                  • http://me.lt/9P7rLF Can someone please explain what the hell this is?? Im just a little confused.

                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 04:54:42 UTC from web