Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 21

  1. @nerthos When I get around to fixing my computer.

    Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 11:07:28 UTC from web in context
  2. @ceruleanspark Anyone who thinks someone could rule a kingdom full of magical marshmallows with hooves WITHOUT some kind of recreational drug use is wrong.

    Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 11:06:20 UTC from web in context
  3. @nerthos Yeah I guess.

    Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 11:04:14 UTC from web in context
  4. @mushi I honestly cannot tell if you're being facetious.

    Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 10:58:59 UTC from web in context
  5. @nerthos I do.

    Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 10:58:09 UTC from web in context
  6. I feel like I just deepthroated a man made of barbed wire.

    Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 10:56:23 UTC from web in context
  7. Link inexplicably has Majora's Mask hanging on his bedroom wall.

    Friday, 22-Nov-13 16:49:30 UTC from web
  8. The soundtrack so far is A+

    Friday, 22-Nov-13 16:39:57 UTC from web
  9. @flamingpandaomg I stopped playing Mario Party games after I was compelled to stab my ex girlfriend

    Friday, 22-Nov-13 16:21:00 UTC from web in context
  10. New Zelda. I'll let y'all know how it is.

    Friday, 22-Nov-13 16:16:21 UTC from web in context
  11. I sometimes wonder if I am this site's only user that does not enjoy anything about the idea of incest.

    Friday, 22-Nov-13 01:34:08 UTC from web in context
  12. @scoot You are the master race

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 22:41:31 UTC from web in context
  13. I'm listening to a story on the BBC radio show "World Have Your Say" about three women who were held as slaves in central London for thirty years.

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 18:18:04 UTC from web
  14. http://ur1.ca/g2o20

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 15:55:03 UTC from web
  15. @dropsterdash Still, I'm pretty sure what you just did to "prove a point" was actually worse than what you were proving a point against.

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 10:01:36 UTC from web in context
  16. @dropsterdash I think you pretending your mom is dead is worse than someone making a "your mom" joke.

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 09:58:50 UTC from web in context
  17. The four netflix Marvel series are getting me pumped. Four of the most episodic friendly characters in the 616 canon getting thrown into the Marvel Movie canon? Hell to the yes. Though I am a little peeved that they're using The Defenders without any of the original cast members, I'm still excited to watch something about Dare Devil, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Jessica Jones. I am so ready for this it hurts.

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 09:49:04 UTC from web
  18. Yay the Jam audio book finally got released. That's gonna be fun.

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 09:09:01 UTC from web
  19. @techdisk It's only gonna be in certain parts. Like the rich people areas. As a life-long Austin resident, it really isn't that exciting.

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 20:19:06 UTC from web in context
  20. @tohelo I know how to throw knives and all that. I actually just broke my chopstick because it hit on the side and explode into like nine pieces

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:40:25 UTC from web in context
  21. @tohelo Right? It makes me feel like Naruto. The downside is I have a hole in my drywall

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:35:25 UTC from web in context
  22. @tohelo Too much learning I already learned that I can throw a chopstick through drywall

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:29:38 UTC from web in context
  23. @tohelo Huh. I didn't know that. I've also never really talked to you either so whatever.

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:27:00 UTC from web in context
  24. @ceruleanspark http://ur1.ca/g2h33

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:25:36 UTC from web in context
  25. @tohelo Why do you have Finnish subtitels

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:24:10 UTC from web in context
  26. @ceruleanspark I've reconsidered. I don't trust you not to circulate the image. I'll send you a picture of me and the cards though

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:23:29 UTC from web in context
  27. @tohelo Are you watching it in Russian

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:22:19 UTC from web in context
  28. @ceruleanspark I'm going to email you a picture of my nuts on your cards

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:20:46 UTC from web in context
  29. @colfax Yeah man.

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:20:26 UTC from web in context
  30. @ceruleanspark You're terrible and I'm going to rub my nuts on your magic cards

    Wednesday, 20-Nov-13 17:18:24 UTC from web in context