Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 28

Micheal Schlongcoptor

This just in: Rainbow dash dot net user "redenchilada" is a dirty filthy liar

Micheal Schlongcoptor RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Did Cerulean really filter Homestuck

Micheal Schlongcoptor RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada No, it's not really. It's actually easy. It's just done in a counter-intuitive way that would have taken me hours to figure out myself.

Micheal Schlongcoptor Rarity

@rarity That's what he said, but that's straight up retarded. Test my problem solving when I'm not trying to actually do work.

Micheal Schlongcoptor Rarity

@rarity It's technically my third day, and I got mad because I was trying to help a freaking customer and he wouldn't tell me how.

Micheal Schlongcoptor Stumperman

@meloetta Dr. Strange Love

Micheal Schlongcoptor RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos I knew you would.

RDN's Lucifer Sofia the First

@sofia You're already halfway inside, push a little more.

Micheal Schlongcoptor Sofia the First

@sofia GET ON-A-CONFESSIN COCONUT

Micheal Schlongcoptor Sofia the First

@sofia DO IT YOU EGGPLANT

Micheal Schlongcoptor Sofia the First

@sofia THAT'S THE DAMN POINT YOU HAM STEAK

Micheal Schlongcoptor Sofia the First

@sofia Tell her you're serious.

Micheal Schlongcoptor Sofia the First

@sofia Do it you wiener

Micheal Schlongcoptor RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos You mean glorious.

Micheal Schlongcoptor RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos Just wait for Pokemon Fusion to update and then you can fuse them.

Micheal Schlongcoptor Caim

@anarchycarcino Depending on who you are, the two may be synonymous

Micheal Schlongcoptor Solidus Sans

@yodelerty Disgusting.

Micheal Schlongcoptor Solidus Sans

@yodelerty Stop hitting on children

Micheal Schlongcoptor Ezz Turner

@metherealannabethchase I'm fairly certain Italian people would disagree.

Micheal Schlongcoptor RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos Come to Austin. We'll pimp my van.