Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 27
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@scribus Nice! Your thing last year was massive hella. I bet you're gonna do great this time!
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@scribus How's the NaNoWriMo going
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@ceruleanspark Okay you know what I meant. To take someone's idea and not give them credit.
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@ceruleanspark Wait for you to steal someone's text post?
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@ceruleanspark Gee tumblr, that's cool to know.
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@ceruleanspark Slide Show. It's basically the Australian version of Who's Line is it Anyways.
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My new favorite TV show doesn't even air in my country. Is this how non-American nerds feel?
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@anarchycarcino Shut up. Half. I asm 2 drunk
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@anarchycarcino I just finished a quarter of a handle of cheap papaya
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I still make a FrankerZ face when I shoot vodka. It just taste too much like hand sanitizer.
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This candy is so much better now that I'm drunk. Also, Diet Coke is a terrible chaser.
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I want to start a religion based around Hiren's Boot CD.
Friday, 01-Nov-13 22:48:07 UTC from web -
@randomwonderbolt No. Feet. The foot is the stupidest part of the human body.
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@steampunkyspitfire Don't feel sorry for anyone who manages a feet of stupidity of that magnitude. Also, it was an HP.
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@redenchilada The things I've seen this week alone.
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@redenchilada On Wednesday I had to tell someone their motherboard, HDD, RAM, CPU, and keyboard were all ruined because they somehow managed to spill an entire two liter bottle of Coke on their laptop.
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@redenchilada Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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@redenchilada That is actually illegal.
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@redenchilada There are companies that will sell you new hardware with an old OS. Don't ask me why they exist, because it boggles my mind.
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The hardest part about professional computer repair is not being able to tell people they have viruses because of the porn they look at.
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Someone brought in an old Dell desktop running Windows 3.1 today. He wants us to fix his nineteen year old computer. We have to charge extra because it's legacy hardware and it would actually cost less to buy a new computer with 3.1 on it.
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Weekends off are my favorite thing.
Friday, 01-Nov-13 21:28:06 UTC from web -
@yodelerty You don't.
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@coldstorm Don't post it at all.
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Who needs work when you can have alcohol
Friday, 01-Nov-13 05:00:10 UTC from web -
I got hella candy.
Friday, 01-Nov-13 04:52:47 UTC from web -
My computer broke. I'm using my old laptop with the broken monitor and a desktop monitor. For someone who fixes computers for a living, I have terrible luck with them.
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@meloetta One of my favorite things is when people try to cause a panic by making fake virus warnings but they have a fundamental misunderstanding of how the internet works so everything they say is really stupid.
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@meloetta People make my brain hurt.
