@thetrolldoctor
Albania
I studied in medical school to become a trolldiatrician, and look where I am now!
More details...Martin Srpski (thetrolldoctor)
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@sketchywings Well I have a pretty bad one, as in "bad written," somewhere between all these medical books... ah, here it is, in all its confusing glory. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YhEBOSgl0AQDkgmuOSvVLLYDhwOH-cTJbog_bavSgU4/edit?hl=en_US
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@datrainbowcrash2 On second thought, this seems like a much more serious case... I'm going to up your dosage to 4 PEEYILS. Again, they should be evenly split between morning and night. And I don't recommend alcohol consumption.
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@datrainbowcrash2 It's a sickness that causes one to become obsessed with insulting, mentally scarring or directly attacking someone. Usually it is caused by lack of social awareness or unwarranted hatred towards a specific person/group.
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@datrainbowcrash2 I'm Martin Srpski, and I'm a certified troll doctor. Don't let the title confuse you, I don't troll my patients, no. I aim to identify troll activity and prescribe treatments that will help the troll. So anyway, one PEEYIL in the morning, one PEEYIL in the night, and plenty of sleep are what I recommend in your case. what you have is only a minor strain of Trollfluenza, it will get better with treatment.
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@datrainbowcrash2 I recommend a treatment of PEEYILS, one in the morning and one at night. Also try and get to bed a little earlier to reduce crankiness in the mornings.
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@datrainbowcrash2 Hmm... it sounds like you've come down with a standard case of non-reflexive labeling, perhaps through having more than one RDN account?
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@datrainbowcrash2 Monty Python, perhaps?
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@pinhooves My job as a troll doctor, or more specifically a trolldiatrician is to dispel trolls from trolling the trolled. My agency assigned me to RDN.
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If anyone needs to be healed, I am on standby.
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@haganbmj I'm happy to see someone "getting their troll on" in a healthy, non-offensive way; in this case, pointing out his grammatical mistakes. Keep up the good work!
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@carcino Ooh! It seems your inferiority complex is at an extremely high level right now. I recommend bedrest and less internet.
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@starlightbolt More business for me!
