Notices by treesy, page 10
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@kittlefang Hi
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@mushi Because Collosi.
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@mastertid Where's the fun in... oh.
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@mastertid That's what happens when you put all your skill points into Skills.Crafting.Distrubing mental images.
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@mastertid No-one ever does... No-one ever does...
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@mushi How did you guess what happens in part 2 of my totw post?
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@mastertid well, you rid your mind of impure thoughts while you rid your body of...
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@mastertid exactly, a zen-like state of enlightenment.
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@mastertid It should only be used in a zen-like state of enlightenment.
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#totw Pony Joe blearily opened his eyes as the sound of crashing waves and roaring winds echoed in his ears. lightning flashed, illuminating the island he'd washed up on, if a pile of sand with a scattering of palm trees could be called that. He paused to reflect on the circumstances that brought him here. It had all started with a hunters request to slay the dreaded Bipolar Sloth in the far reaches of the frozen south. While traversing the Discordian X-agon, his ship had been attacked by one of Discords most terrifying creations, the Duck-Billed Platypus. The last thing he remembered was one of it's tentacles splitting the ship asunder. Standing up, Joe took a quick inventory. He was still wearing his baked barding. Strapped to that was his Brioche Broadaxe, two Tiger-Bread Tomohawks, and a bandolier of Ballistic Bagels. He sighed. At least he won't be starving any time soon. He paused as a deep Quacking rumbled behind him. Turning slowly he saw that the platypus was also here. "eep"
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@redenchilada I sense a trend here...
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@redenchilada I'm learning to draw ponies doing things... badly.
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#nexttotw Choose a pony to be stranded on a desert island. What five items do they choose to bring with them?
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@redenchilada GASP! I thought I was the only one!
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@mastertid So am eye. I guess that makes it an eye for an eye.
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@mastertid Eye would have, but eye duct.
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@mastertid of course not. That would be cilia
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@mastertid Aha! Eye lid you astray!
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@mastertid but when i get upset, eye ball my eyes out :)
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@mastertid I have been known to be quite vitreous.
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@mastertid Then cower! Cower in your anterior chamber!
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@mastertid Only if you get too sclera-d.
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@mastertid Hy Aloid-da fun's been had so far, hasn't it?
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@mastertid of course it's getting a bit cilliary now.
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@mastertid It just o-choroid to me that we've done a good job dragging this out.
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@scribus Nations rise and fall, but the art of bad punnery will last forever!
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@mastertid Ouch... looking down on me like that. You've hit an optic nerve...
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@rainbowdashderpyhooveslunapinkiepievinyldashiemarkers no. Nobody likes PewDiePie.
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@mastertid It's hard to make puns with some parts of the eye. then again, maybe I just can't see the joke. must be transparent humour.
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@mastertid Thank you, my pupil.