@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 2
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@yotes HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@nicoletheraccoon Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@hayseed Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@grimone1 Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@mario32112 Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@the56pegasus Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@nononononono welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
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@citybread welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@securemedsrx Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
Saturday, 27-Feb-16 07:58:24 UTC from the Death Egg -
Do not be afraid, @derpyflashdash250. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@ponyspam Konichiwa!
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Hey, look! It's @masonthedialga, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @masonthedialga! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@uuuuuu Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
Tuesday, 16-Feb-16 14:35:26 UTC from the Death Egg -
@kingchoas21 Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@joseph Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@dalton Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@rayogundead Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
Thursday, 11-Feb-16 03:31:40 UTC from the Death Egg -
@chloridecull Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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Hey, look! It's @richardx16, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @richardx16! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@eyepie welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@codl welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@laurelcrown welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
