Matt (zeldatra)

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please get my grandfather away from even the most minor position of power

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I’m immediately related to a frankly awful elected official and I will not elaborate on that because I like to forget it

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Please don’t tell anybody how much money I’ve spent on The Sims 4 http://rainbowdash.net/url/876604

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With Lost Judgment (finally) beaten, that is every single mainline Yakuza game under my belt. I started Yakuza Kiwami around this time in 2023, so I’ve been at it for about a year. …what do I do now?

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You know, when I was a kid, I thought Mitt Romney was the bottom of the barrel.

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Working in a retirement community should come with hazard pay

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There’s a Tesla in line in front of me at the emissions inspection place.

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I just learned there’s a law in DC preventing cops from apprehending people who skip train fares?? Does it apply in Virginia too??? What am I paying for?????????

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People say Trump was almost as bad a president as Richard Nixon, but Nixon created the EPA and Trump did everything else Nixon did besides that so surely Dick’s a couple of rungs above him. Aroo.

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Adjusted for inflation, Phillip J. Fry’s debit card PIN number is 2019 in 2024

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I was 35 hours into Lost Judgment before i decided to meaningfully advance the school storylines and i now feel like i have probably doubled my future playtime by doing so, I didn’t realize this game was as big as it is

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All of Ijincho only has one school and it’s a private high school, it’s no wonder everybody in town is either a yakuza, a triad, or homeless

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In case you’re wondering where we’re at as a society, every celebrity is making fart jokes and their replies are filled with about seven hundred people each who are genuinely offended, angry even, that farts have been brought up because guess who farted in a courtroom today

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Replaying old Bethesda games and figuring out which scenes appeared in trailers because the characters suddenly start using way more detailed mocap animations for a few lines before going back to being stiff as a board

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Film Theory: What ever happened to old Grimey?

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Fallout is great. I was really wary going into it but it’s genuinely a blast. If you’re one of the 99% of Americans with an Amazon Prime subscription, it is the platform’s ONLY must-watch.

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Some of the bad guys in Lost Judgment are really, really dumb and it makes me wonder how their conspiracies even get close to working out in the first place. Big fan of the guy who, after kidnapping Yagami, goes "hey, we need to dump his phone, his friends are tech-savvy enough to track us with it" and then despite being right next to a river they just... drop it on the floor next to the heavily surveilled apartment complex where Yagami was snatched at

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AI is gonna take over the world, is what they keep telling me, but i'm pretty sure the way things are going we'll have trained them to be too horny to get anything done

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Why is Toby Maguire from Spider-Man 3 the main villain in Lost Judgment

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“1 Trick to Cut Your Electrical Bill” and the article image is a heavily compressed AI-generated jpeg of a man sticking his fingers directly into a socket

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They will face scan Snoop Dogg for Yakuza 9. He will be a major antagonist until chapter 9 when a Japanese guy suddenly shows up, kills him, and reveals he’s the actual main villain.

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Whatever algorithm The Sims 4 uses to generate dogs really likes making my neighbors adopt the world’s most disabled dogs

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Ron DeSantis is like Mitt Romney except Mitt Romney made it all the way to November before realizing somebody lied to him

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I work in a very Republican town in a very liberal county (the county was 70-30 Biden but I’m pretty sure the town itself was the inverse) and what’s crazy about that is that unlike virtually the rest of northern Virginia, the white moms are the republicans and the very elderly are the liberals. Just had a young woman shoot me a dirty look when I mentioned our staffing shortage being partly caused by historically low unemployment, while the elderly man speaking to me was telling me Texas needs to send all their immigrants up here if they don’t want them.

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I woke up at 4am last night from a nightmare that I had been killed in a mass shooting and then immediately posted this image in a group chat with no context and then went back to sleep http://rainbowdash.net/url/876574

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new insider rumors suggest Amy Schumer is attached to play Walt in the upcoming Breaking Bad remake