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Just remember, anyone can implement fulltext search. Your posts are publicly available from <instance_url>/api/statuses/user_timeline/<user_number>.atom (GS) or <instance_url>/users/<username>.atom (Mastodon) ... and the public part is necessary for your instance to federate with the rest of the #fediverse. And, no, robots.txt does not _prevent_ a searchbot from consuming and indexing those feeds; it is more of a suggestion.
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I choose to believe when those hippy/vegan types talk about the "goddess" they are referring to Eris.
HAIL ERIS. HAIL DISCORDIA.
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@lanicia XMPP!
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Attention Deficit Hypertext Markup Language
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Being the mayor of Kitty.Town isn't all parties. I am also in charge of cleaning the litter box.
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The Zipf Mystery - https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
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liking trans women doesn't make you gay but liking me is gay no matter your gender
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so random
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@moonman *holds up spork*
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@lambadalambda my name is grape-kun but you can call me t3h 1r0n1C PeNgU1N oF c0nJug@L d3$p@1R
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Fediverse, I am feeling really great about things and optimistic. Thanks everyone who is working hard, which is a lot of people, on making the dream happen. We can do it!
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@noyoushuttheappleupdad good post
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@maiyannah yeah to me it looks like another iteration with some nice new features to address specific stuff
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computers are not real anyway
they're just very tiny sand-scratchers
they're fancy stones covered in repurposed dead forests
and we mostly use them to send fire signals through the earth
and sometimes let them shine some light- internetturtle repeated this.
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@thatbrickster @dtluna the point I'm making is that sovereignty needs to be challenged for taxation to be challenged
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@thatbrickster @dtluna if you don't like taxes, stop living in a country
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@dtluna what's the difference between a landlord demanding rent and a sovereign state demanding taxes?
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Why kill a baby? - https://youtu.be/REUzqgRh3GU
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I decided to buy a used laptop for cheap, let's see how it goes.
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@martin you feel like other people are happy with your driving ability?
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I miss not driving, I always feel like everyone is mad at me...
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@51rh0n3y84d93r ooh maybe I should look at the backup tomorrow. It was only one row.
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I said "delete" when I wanted "select"...
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@purplehippo @mangeurdenuage @guizzy not necessarily, email and XMPP can be encrypted
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@taknamay @mangeurdenuage @purplehippo @guizzy There might be a point to be made that in a non-federated network security fixes can be pushed out more smoothly and consistently, but I agree that it's definitely possible to federate and be private.
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@csaurus @taknamay @purplehippo @mangeurdenuage Oh, it's not impossible. It's just not the point of a microblogging platform.
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@guizzy that's why people should put IMing info in their profile :)
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Note to OS designers: when you put two fingers on the touchpad and scroll down, the page should scroll DOWN, not up. Up is Apple bullkiwi.
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@kzimmermann yes, calling it "scrolling down" is absolutely ok, as you read _down_ in the text :-)
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@kzimmermann note to OS designers: make this optional :)
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@taknamay hmm, fair and democratic. Very honorable, sir!
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"Normie" is the product of normalpapayas not being able to handle the suffix "kiwi", so they used baby talk to censor it. If you are at any time unable to freely call anyone "papaya", you are a normalFluffle Puff.
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help all of the girls i've been with are friends plus the one im taking out. and my pipe is at home. this is an emergency.
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@cwebber yeah that was the first one that didn't give a network error haha
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Wtf I can't post
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Someone needs to explain to the Mastodonites what microblogging is about, I don't think they got the memo. First, Gargron tries to implement private messaging, now Mastodonites argue against indexing/archiving.
Here's the thing: if you don't want something to be read by anyone, DON'T MICROBLOG IT. Especially on a protocol that federates with strangers!- internetturtle, csaurus, dtluna and mmn repeated this.
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@guizzy Unfortunately most of them come from Twitter where the illusion of private communication is a part of the marketing strategy.
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I actually have no idea what point this is making https://quitter.se/attachment/3706712
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@taknamay I think it's just standard "What's wrong with thoze special snowflakes!!!!1!!!" crap. I think the one in the middle is supposed to be Ann Coulter.
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