@carcinogeneticist
The Veil
http://www.formspring.me/KarkatVantasCGIN THE VEIL, STUCK WITH IDIOTS, CONSULTING WEIRD PINK MONKEYS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND NOW SLAPPING MYSELF BECAUSE I'M WATCHING MUSCLEBEASTS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE INSTEAD
More details...Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)
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ENJOY A... ER WHAT'S A NOT INAPPROPRIATE SYNONYM FOR BUCKET? OKAY NEVERMIND NO SEXUAL JOKES.
Saturday, 14-May-11 02:04:57 UTC from web -
OKAY OBVIOUSLY NOT AND I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT ERIDAN, I'M INVITING HIM.
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ARE YOU DYING IN A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL WAY RIGHT NOW, IF YOU ARE THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU WON'T REPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE DYING.
Saturday, 14-May-11 02:03:31 UTC from web -
ARE YOU IN AGONY RIGHT NOW, IF YOU ARE THEN.. DON'T REPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE IN AGONY RIGHT NOW.
Saturday, 14-May-11 02:03:03 UTC from web -
TESTING TROLLIAN TIME TRAVEL FEATURE.
Saturday, 14-May-11 02:02:37 UTC from web -
@carcinopony ENJOY THE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SQUID OIL AND FISH AQUARIUMS, BYE.
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@carcinopony THE FACT THAT YOU'RE FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE DISPROVES THAT STATEMENT.
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HOPEFULLY THIS WEBSITE IS "TOO MAINSTREAM" FOR ERIDAN. THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT HERE IS BENEFITING ALL OF US.
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NEVERMIND, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE WITH TALKING MUSCLEBEASTS. I'M GOING TO AS- *FORCE* FEFERI TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE HERE. JUST IGNORE HER IF SHE STARTS SINGING OR STARTS TALKING ABOUT SEA CREATURES BECAUSE THAT'S... FEFERI.
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@loak IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT TROLLING IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO, BECAUSE I LIVE IN AN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY AND THAT'S THE MOST COMMON METHOD OF COMMUNICATION.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN CHARGE OF LOOKING AT HORRIFYING COLORFUL MUSCLEBEASTS WHILE THE OTHERS INTERACT WITH HUMANS THAT ARE SLIGHTLY CAPABLE OF LOGICAL REASONING UNLIKE TALKING FLYING MAGICAL COLORFUL MUSCLEBEASTS...
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OR WHATEVER YOU MUSCLEBEASTS CALL THEM, SEA-PONIES?
Saturday, 14-May-11 01:36:07 UTC from web -
ALL THE PONIES HERE ARE MAKING ME THINK OF THE WORST IMAGES EVER CONCEIVABLE BY A RATIONAL SANE PERSON. I AM IMAGINING ERIDAN AS A SEA-HORSE.
Saturday, 14-May-11 01:35:45 UTC from web -
@loak FINE, I'LL OBEY YOUR WIGGLER STANDARDS BUT I'M KEEPING THE QUIRK.
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NO NO NO, I'M OBVIOUSLY UNCONCIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE GAMZEE SABOTAGED MY FOOD WITH SOPOR SLIME. THE POSSIBILITIES OF ME LIVING IN AN ILLOGICAL BROKEN SOCIETY IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE IS 0% SO NICE TRY.
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WHY ARE YOU BUTCHERING THE COMPLETELY NORMAL COHERENT WORD "EVERYBODY" INTO A LUMPSQUIRT SHI- OH WAIT I'M TALKING TO TALKING MUSCLEBEASTS SO.. IGNORE THIS OR DON'T IGNORE THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T REALLY SEE WHAT I'M TYPING RIGHT NOW SINCE TEREZI *JUST* LICKED THE LOGO.
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HELLO STRANGE MUTATED(I JUST SATIRICALLY CALLED YOU MUTATED, BECAUSE I'M TECHNICALLY A MUTANT TOO) MUSCLEBEASTS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE, I AM KARKAT VANTAS THE GREATEST THRESHECUTIONER IN THE UNIVERSE. MY STATE OF BEING THE GREATEST THRESHECUTIONER IN THE UNIVERSE IS ALSO A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT SO IF I WERE A MUTANT MUSCLEPONY OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU bananasS ARE I WOULD *STILL* BE AN AWESOME THRESHECUTIONER. OH RIGHT, LET ME GET OFF THE SITE BEFORE TEREZI STARTS TRYING TO LICK YOUR LOGO.
