Timeline for blue list by ceruleanspark, page 10
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"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
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@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@tiffany At the home my Grandmother used to be in, there was an elderly fellow whose primary hobby was walking around exposing himself to the nurses.
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
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@actualrudolph Furry lesbian porn
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If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web -
@tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo
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Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web -
That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web -
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web -
This elevator is gonna be our coffin
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web -
I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web -
BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web -
@stumpuswhumpus Is this madoka
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http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web -
@tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.
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Nine seasons and a dipping sauce
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Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 18:42:42 UTC from web -
TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.
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So Rob Schrab continues his campaign of kiwiing terror on twitter
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 20:48:53 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin Or that one time lord The Doctor shot in the face
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@thelastgherkin what about Misty
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Monday, 27-Mar-17 22:20:51 UTC from web -
In honor of national coming out day, I'd just like to say: You're all gay.
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I'm glad the Chiliad Mystery Investigation is going so well and doesn't sound completely deranged at this point: http://i.imgur.com/IpJTKjh.jpg
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 23:23:43 UTC from web
