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@chaosmagic @franziskavonkarma i think that's how you spell it.
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@franziskavonkarma hmm...*sweatdrops* I ain't a very good teacher of knowledge...especially with law!
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@franziskavonkarma course not! Well, you need to go to school bud! That's the 1st step!
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@franziskavonkarma whats supp ive seen atleast 3or4 new bronies join RDN today how awesome :)
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@franziskavonkarma I mean...don't worry about it. ;^^
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@franziskavonkarma water under the brigde bud!
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@franziskavonkarma *scratches head* huh!?
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@franziskavonkarma *laughs* course not, I just heard that somepony new in town was after some trainin'?
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@franziskavonkarma *Horace: Doesn't sound stupid at all, I remember /my/ first time on four hooves. Man that was weird. Anyway, Just try and move like a horse.*
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@franziskavonkarma ah, your a fully transformed filly now? *grins*
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@franziskavonkarma *Horace: Final lesson, Don't EVER GIVE IN TO DESPAIR. No matter what anypony says there will always be somepony who loves you. At least I always will.* #ooc NO NOT SEXUALLY OR ROMANTICALLY. LIKE A DAUGHTER.
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@franziskavonkarma *Horace: Which brings me to lesson three, Train. Two most important things in the world should be your body and your mind. Train them both.*
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@franziskavonkarma *Horace: Second lesson, Don't take dole from anypony. If they insult you, you insult back. Never walk away from a fight.*
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@franziskavonkarma *Horace: Good. First lesson about being a pony, the authority hierarchy in equestria is: Luna, Celestia, Dr. Whoof, then Me.*
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@franziskavonkarma *Horace: I promised I would help you adjust, and I will, but I have a short temper so be warned.*
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@franziskavonkarma It's a new fresh start, lets you learn MORE things even. Every door closed means a new one opens.
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@franziskavonkarma I had a vision that Zecora is cannibalize Fluttershy!
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@franziskavonkarma *Horace: Plus, didn't I make you a promise?*
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@franziskavonkarma Just think of it as an adventure, I've heard schools here are a lot less boring than most worlds.
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@franziskavonkarma #ooc I am still sure I'm the only Brony in wine country save my bros.
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@franziskavonkarma *hugs* It'll take some time to get used to. You'll make a fine pony though, who knows, you may make a Perfect Pony Prosecutor someday.
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@franziskavonkarma Does somepony need a hug?
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@franziskavonkarma F...Franny? You alright?
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@franziskavonkarma You /should/ remember everything. but in case you don't I can give you something that will help *gives green thermos* Drink this.
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@franziskavonkarma I'm sorry I can't turn you back into a human. Well, I could, but then death would kill me. Sorry. but I will help you adapt to being a pony if you wish.
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#ooc @franziskavonkarma Haha, but punching cows with buckets does! ;P
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@franziskavonkarma *Immediately recomposes self* I forgive you. I am sorry for scaring you.
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@franziskavonkarma THE THING THAT IS GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!!
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@franziskavonkarma *looks angry at word witch* A WITCH!! OH NOW YOU DESERVE THE WORST OF DEATHS!! YOU DON'T INSULT AN ALCHEMIST!!
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Fer the love of Luna, this was jus' s'posed ta be a normal day! Then in the space of an hour, I'm stuck with li'l half-human @franziskavonkarma, w-whatever the hay @onixus is, and @death the Grim Reaper himself! Oh, mother...