@jakuminaj never
@jakuminaj Who's Evan, also no grape you
@jakuminaj I'll sue you m8
@jakuminaj It was a valiant effort, padawan.
@jakuminaj No, I'm just that good looking.
@jakuminaj You seed what I did there
@jakuminaj A containment cell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@jakuminaj well yeah everyone's slept with your mom
@jakuminaj Wait does that mean you have a thing for my brother?
@jakuminaj The reviews don't lie
@jakuminaj Yeah if I was in bed with your mom for two straight weeks I'd be tired too
@jakuminaj I didn't know this Lame person slept with your mother too!
@jakuminaj Clever? I don't even know her!
@jakuminaj Pull my trigger, I get bigger, batcave jokes, haha!
@jakuminaj /sigh Do I need to quote Alice Cooper again?
@jakuminaj But that means you'll have to come get me, in the dark!
@jakuminaj It's smiling because it knows you have to sleep eventually
@jakuminaj Don't cry- they can smell fear.
@jakuminaj If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
@jakuminaj Burp.
@jakuminaj Highlight text and click "spoiler"
@jakuminaj This?
@jakuminaj raekt
@jakuminaj 1)get weed2)get brownies3)pray to snoop
@jakuminaj weed brownies?
@jakuminaj I like the way you think
@jakuminaj CHOCOLATE!
@jakuminaj no
@jakuminaj But do brown cows make chocolate milk??????
@jakuminaj Can I interest you in a cow?
