MyFunnySeatBelt Please (myfunnyseatbelt)

  1. I might want to change my name as i'm not so confused anymore.

    Saturday, 08-Dec-12 02:20:24 UTC from web
  2. I'm on RDN for the first time in ages.

    Saturday, 08-Dec-12 02:20:00 UTC from web
  3. Random phrase of the day: If you need a digestive system, try contacting the third librarian.

    Sunday, 16-Oct-11 23:06:27 UTC from web
  4. Random phrase of the day: The Cheerios demand your dwarven audience for the moon shines on no salad.

    Saturday, 15-Oct-11 16:43:47 UTC from web
  5. Random phrase of the day: Walmart is unable to supply your toaster, batteries not included.

    Saturday, 15-Oct-11 00:02:38 UTC from web
  6. Random phrase of the day: My umbrella demands your patience.

    Thursday, 13-Oct-11 23:01:57 UTC from web
  7. @starlightbolt in other words, I am so random that I'm unable to walk?

    Monday, 10-Oct-11 18:39:27 UTC from web in context
  8. Random phrase of the day: Your well baked sushi does not contain enough calories to protect your toilet from the power, of Kangaskhan!

    Monday, 10-Oct-11 15:22:57 UTC from web in context
  9. Capitalism: Screw the rules, I have money! Communism: Screw money, I have rules!

    Monday, 10-Oct-11 12:15:34 UTC from web in context
  10. Just because it's a toaster, that doesn't mean it's legal!

    Monday, 10-Oct-11 00:35:03 UTC from web
  11. Random phrase of the day: Highlighters and apples do not mix when you're in the middle of a robbery.

    Sunday, 09-Oct-11 19:28:09 UTC from web
  12. @greydragon412 well, better than the library.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 20:30:26 UTC from web in context
  13. @greydragon412 Trolling on the toilet, now that is what I call political correctness.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 20:28:49 UTC from web in context
  14. Don't hate, defecate!

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 20:26:41 UTC from web in context
  15. @ladestitute good morning!

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 18:57:50 UTC from web in context
  16. @colfax agreed, having a context limits originality and randomness. Can you imagine today's society without those two things O_o?

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 18:52:59 UTC from web in context
  17. Random phrase of the day: Your Afro cannot beat my cow, your argument is invalid.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 18:22:23 UTC from web
  18. @macpony55 I'm too afraid to click the link in fear that in my case, it won't be an "almost".

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 00:40:28 UTC from web in context
  19. @nerthos I honestly read that as "a bacon of happiness" O_o.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 00:27:31 UTC from web in context
  20. @macpony55 I'm not on a lot because I'm not actually a brony. I tried watching the show once but my ears are hypersensitive and the female's voices are too high pitch for me. I'm not entirely sure why I'm here... I guess I'm just a confused bystander.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 00:22:21 UTC from web in context
  21. Random phrase of the day: Your pantry smells like my garden, go back to start.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 00:13:21 UTC from web in context
  22. @redenchilada I made this account a while ago but I didn't post much.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 00:06:36 UTC from web in context
  23. I'm actually crazy enough to attempt to learn a song meant for piano on a guitar. I'm even crazier for posting this on the internet. Not to mention the bonus inanity for posting something completely irreverent.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-11 00:04:21 UTC from web in context
  24. Hello, i'm new here! Do you like cheese?

    Thursday, 25-Aug-11 03:02:43 UTC from web in context

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