Notices by rubberjohnny, page 18
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Wait... So, nopony here is jealous of anypony else? At all?
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@darkcore *Throws potion at DC* I'm starving. Who's the most envious pony present?
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@darkcore Oh, thanks. You can have a reputation as the most easily excitable pony in this universe. נעמען דאס!
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@moonprincess Hmm... It's a start. You can have your horn back. *Restores horn*
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@fialvert Makes ya jealous of everyone else, huh?
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@celestia Alright. *Mixes a potion* Here... My treat. *Throws potion, causing Celestia's hair to fall out*
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@moonprincess Well, duh! That's 'cause she's my wife. She can't be here today, so I offered to help out.
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@celestia Oh yeah, I forgot this universe was full of jokers. Here's how it goes. You've got stuff. I want the stuff. Give it to me. I'll be angry if ya don't.
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@moonprincess Why not?
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@willowrain YOU! You look like you've got some nice stuff. Give it here!
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@celestia Oh, hey. Gimme all ya got.
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@moonprincess Simple. You get your horn back and become Nightmare Moon again. And in return, I'll leave.
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@r NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN! שו.
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@r *Death Glare*
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@moonprincess Oh, you know.
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@darkcore *Bored:* I highly doubt that's true.
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@moonprincess True, but... I can put your horn back if we make a deal...
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@darkcore *Slowly realizes* So, you think trying the same tactics will get rid of me, eh? HA! נאַריש!
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@moonprincess Shut up! Royalty always gets better stuff than anyone! GIMME!
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@fialvert You're starting to make me mad... באַקומען די גיהנום אַוועק מיר, רעכט איצט!!! **Shrinks Fial*
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@moonprincess @celestia Ah... Both of ya. That'll make my job so much easier... I WANT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!!!!
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@darkcore Actually, yeah, there is.
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@fialvert I really wish I could have your cheer. That makes me so upset. באַקומען די גיהנום אַוועק מיר, רעכט איצט!!!
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@fialvert @r @moonprincess #ooc I think so.
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@fialvert *Bored:* That won't work, you stupid freak. Now please will you let go?
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@fialvert *Unfazed:* Please let go of me.
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*The smoke clears, revealing that everything withing a 6-foot radius has decayed and/or broken*
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@darkcore *inhales* Woo! Feeding time already?
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@darkcore Ah, the cavalry. And I have enough supplies... Might as well use 'em. *Throws a small, onion-like plant which explodes into a green mist* Hehe.