Notices by Someone Something (theidiotking), page 31

  1. @anarchycarcino I am Afe, AKA Fry Guy

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 05:15:38 UTC from web in context
  2. @anarchycarcino I think it just looks like easter edition green

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 05:13:22 UTC from web in context
  3. Sea foam is my mortal enemy... you are NOT a shade of green in my book

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 05:09:45 UTC from web in context
  4. @noirbatch Wait... orphans cry arms and legs? Thaaaaaat explains why they were left

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 04:57:37 UTC from web in context
  5. What happens to peoples limbs once theyre removed? Put into cheap ketchup?

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 04:53:26 UTC from web in context
  6. One time I stepped on a sewing needle and it stuck my jeans to my heel, it was so funny

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 04:02:54 UTC from web
  7. @mrscanada Sounds nice, and all with no taxes or crime!

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:52:49 UTC from web in context
  8. @mrscanada Well tell me all aboot it dont ya know?

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:48:16 UTC from web in context
  9. @mrscanada Leaves and snow, eh?

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:46:39 UTC from web in context
  10. Argh, we all got scurvy, what a grand time it was

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:41:53 UTC from web
  11. @commanderlunacymambo Sleep is a waste of time that could be potentialy used, or in my case wasted

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:28:58 UTC from web in context
  12. @commanderlunacymambo They never get to go outside like dogs, unless you build an enclosure, I prefer being human, including all the responsibilities and taxes

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:26:06 UTC from web in context
  13. @commanderlunacymambo At least cats dont bark like a trillion times per night

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:21:55 UTC from web in context
  14. Last time I drink coffe without any sugar

    Sunday, 02-Dec-12 03:18:51 UTC from web
  15. Ugh, I feel all blarfey:(

    Saturday, 01-Dec-12 08:36:23 UTC from web
  16. I messed up one of my teeth trying to eat a piece of paper I forgot had ink on it, why do I even do these things?

    Saturday, 01-Dec-12 08:29:41 UTC from web
  17. @crusader8 You forgot the "You got nothing on this" ... its actualy a major part of that emote

    Saturday, 01-Dec-12 08:25:22 UTC from web in context
  18. My favorite emote €¿"¥ you got nothing on this

    Saturday, 01-Dec-12 08:21:34 UTC from web in context
  19. Im flipping out man

    Saturday, 01-Dec-12 08:15:54 UTC from web
  20. The site must have caught on fire or something

    Saturday, 01-Dec-12 04:36:26 UTC from web
  21. "Dude, your cat is dead." "Too soon man, too soon."

    Saturday, 01-Dec-12 03:19:56 UTC from web
  22. 1 cup butter, 10 oz. salt butter, 7 tbsp butter glaze and 10 lbs pork butter

    Friday, 30-Nov-12 08:17:05 UTC from web
  23. If a basketball hits a couple guys who are up to no good, then Will Smith will be spun around, and becom Bel Air royalty

    Friday, 30-Nov-12 06:06:22 UTC from web
  24. Fun Face: Tetris Effect is when someon plays so much Tetris that they see Tetris situations in the corners of their vision

    Friday, 30-Nov-12 05:33:48 UTC from web in context
  25. My brother lit an entire matchbook and used it to break my candle, then he broke my new camera, what a jerk

    Friday, 30-Nov-12 03:01:24 UTC from web
  26. Yo homes, to Bel air!

    Friday, 30-Nov-12 02:10:46 UTC from web
  27. "Hello? There is a giant glowing object above my house." "...What does it look like?" "... Oh wait, sorry it was just the moon."

    Thursday, 29-Nov-12 08:52:27 UTC from web
  28. Fun Face: I have hit a knife with a baseball bat

    Thursday, 29-Nov-12 08:34:00 UTC from web
  29. Fun Face: The only card game I know how to play is blackjack

    Thursday, 29-Nov-12 08:27:20 UTC from web in context
  30. Twenty incredible women!

    Thursday, 29-Nov-12 07:57:38 UTC from web