@phoenixwright
The Justice System
I'm Phoenix Wright! Ace Attorney! I'm cleaning up this city!
More details...Phoenix Wright (phoenixwright)
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@rainclop No! You have it the other way around! and Yes Justice is blind but it does help when your defense attorney can see the evidence, and I do not think case files come in brail...
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@carcinopony I don't know how much a blind attorney would help.
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@rainclop But I the real Phoenix Wright! Have been a fan of anything pony for my entire life!
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@carcinopony Yes and if I were to brings these ponies to "justice" who would defend me?!
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@rainclop Does this Phoenix fellow from your game ever talk about ponies?
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@carcinopony No no no! You've got it all wrong! I must have evidence!
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@rainclop OBJECTION! I am the real Phoenix Wright!
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@carcinopony Do you have any evidence that these two ponies deserve being brought to justice?
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@rainclop Wh-What!? Ga-Games!?
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@carcinopony What are you implying?!
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I'm back!
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@carcinopony We are currently taking a lunch break. Be back in a bit to finish this case once and for all!
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@starlightbolt @carcinopony That's because I'm Phoenix Wright!! and I'm cleaning up this city!
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Ok @thecupcakinator I am calling a lunch break and I will allow you to get your story just listen to me for a second... No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is strive to make up for our mistakes. Why must we make up for our mistakes, you ask? Because in so doing...we can find the way back to our path. And once we've found our path we can move on from our past mistakes toward a brighter future. Just think about it.
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@thecupcakinator Aha, ha, ha. Don't tell me it bothers you...
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@chaosmagic I am Phoenix Wright!! I can take down anyone in a court of law!
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@thecupcakinator OBJECTION! Bringing a trial of that nature be cause to bring everyone on this site who has used any PG-13 language! That would be most of this site!
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@chaosmagic I'm taking out the crime in this city!
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@thecupcakinator OBJECTION! The witness refuses to cooperate with the prosecutor!
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@scratch Would like to take legal action for the theft of you DJ table? If so I'm your man!
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@carcinopony W-Why me!? W-What did I do!?
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@thecupcakinator I'd appreciate it if you'd stop making these ridiculous allegations.
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@thecupcakinator No no no! You've got it all wrong! You're lying, damnit! And I can prove it!
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@thecupcakinator Ok to me... Spaghetti is the only thing more tangled than your reasoning!
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@thecupcakinator OBJECTION! Who is this Friend?! can he come and validate you story? Or did he also violate the Terms of service and User agreement of Minecraft as well?!
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@moon It seems like your witness Mr. @anonwritepony has taken an oath of Silence for fear that I may figure out that the real mastermind behind this whole murder was…*slams fist on the table and points at anonwritepony* him!
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@theawesomepony Thank you your honor.
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@thecupcakinator HOLD IT! Did you just plead guilty to violating the Terms of service and User agreement of Minecraft?!
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@theawesomepony YEOW!!!
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@chaosmagic Yes! Thanks You!
