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@mono When he said "fellow asians lend me your ears" he missed a great opportunity to follow up with "I want to make an aphrodisiac and I need your ears"
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@shpuld We pretend to be non-white to other countries so our post-WWII nazi aryan colonies can thrive undetected under lake nahuel huapi.
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@nerthos kinda like finns pretended to be white for a long time I guess, only recently the true nature is becoming apparent
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@shpuld We just need to make a secret treaty before the eventual invasion. You guys can keep eurasia and we keep america.
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@nerthos @roka @boco I am Russian and I don’t understand them. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/430297
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@tijagi @roka @boco Have local brand to compare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PuHe7QPOw
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One day this guy will emerge from under the andine lakes to reconquer america for the white race http://i.imgur.com/xUrVy36.gif
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 08:15:33 UTC from web -
Damn it google, will you stop changing things to make them look crappier? now the login screen too?
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 07:42:09 UTC from web -
Have you ever gotten chinese food and thought "this is a trick on the unsuspecting laowai isn't it" https://Potato Knishesposter.club/attachment/635619
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@moonman It looks like weird penne
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@moonman > expecting Chinese to cook
https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/430003 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/430004
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vroom vroom https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/390705
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@shpuld tfw filthy commies were planning for subway here and started digging stations/underpasses but they were so structurally unsound they got sealed without much use.
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@shpuld yeah, I'm so glad they aparently bragged so much about it that it'd be too embarrassing if something did happen. The decision was last minute too - people already had bought space for stores there back then.
I saw a video of one of those sealed tunnels just before they were filled up - it didn't collapse but walls were very weirdly and visibly broken. Ceilings had many reinforcements too.
One such underpass is still functioning BTW - it was the only one stable but I don't know if it was supposed to be expanded into a subway station. Would make sense since it's a bus/tram cluster, I guess.
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Here college mostly involves a lot of coffee, and getting up at 8am to study until 22 on weekends.
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@nerthos @shpuld @archaeme is this the finngolian way to becoming a master race? https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/429992
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@roka @shpuld @archaeme Alcohol doesn't freeze as easily as water, so replacing the bloodstream with an alcohol-based solution would allow finns to discard the need for clothing in the cold, and since it evaporates faster than water, it'd also allow them to perspirate fast enough to survive the saunapocalypse.
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@lambadalambda Muslim pig brutally attacks black lumberjack while victim's brother hides in the bushes.
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wait Fluffle Puff can you even legally drive a car with only one eye
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 07:04:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If you can pass the tests, probably. Depth perception isn't THAT critical on day to day driving, you can make up for it in most scenarios by relying on looking carefully rather than how far you feel things are.
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@noyoushutthebananaupdad don't really see any reason to block people here tbh, muting works just fine for annoying spam https://Potato Knishesposter.club/attachment/635469
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for real, kinda disappointed my plan to put all these computer parts into an old case from 1995 didn't end up panning out. I really wanted to build the crappiest looking PC.
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 06:11:23 UTC from web-
@nerthos we just decided it'd be easier to work with a newer case. it's not fancy tho, no LEDs or glass panels or banana like that, it's basically just a black box.
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@archaeme I wanted it to basically be this big joke where I'm just like "hey man check out my sick gaming rig" and it's like an IBM box with a Windows 95 sticker on the side
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@mrmattimation Oh. Well you could always get one of those super-tower cases from the 90s that are the same size as modern ones, just plain and old looking since they were for enterprises.
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also: the stock cooler that comes with AMD's Ryzen 7 processor is really, REALLY good.
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 06:21:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The phenom II had a really good stock cooler too. Unless you overclock it it'll keep the CPU at <40 no matter the usage.
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is it selfish of me that I know one candidate for governor will overall be much better for the state, but i sort of want the other guy to win because he said (probably lied) that he'd cut income tax
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 06:31:11 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Not really, income tax is a ridiculous concept. They charge you for working.
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@nerthos yeah but that's literally the only thing I like about this guy
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would you trust undyne with a car y/n
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i hate sjws but come on. you're going to get rid of the people who complain... by giving them more to complain about??????????
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 05:34:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Well you can get rid of birds by overfeeding them! specially pigeons.
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gargron: no posting loli or you're blocked from mastodon
pixiv: k we'll just throw some of our users on our own mastodon instance which will outgrow yours and get more publicity
gargron: ...
INTRODUCING MASTODON(TM)-
@delores I herd they were doing interviews where they only really credited the previous Japanese Mastodon instances for what led to theirs existing and that great mango is FrankerZed about it.
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@cyberpotato black people? where? https://cherryposter.club/attachment/635301
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@delores Sneaking around the kitchen.
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Si el género es un espectro, entonces por qué no teme a mi crucifijo? Jaque mate, izquierda.
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 05:10:15 UTC from web -
@animeirl @moonman the ironic twist of "advocating" communism/socialism when you're the party currently in power
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@eris Throw in a bit of Mussolini admiration and you got peronism
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space marriage
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Anyway, I should get some rest. See you all later.
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... but its all easily googleable. the lack of quality of KC Green's take on sweet bro and hella jeff. Someone challenged me to watch a 23 minute video you cherrying nonce
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when was the last time you met a poor jew though?
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@eris '44
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oh i miss the store and buy lots of woody figmas
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@hakuibot GNUsocial's dream girl indeed
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@nerthos oh you just reply with
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So they just torrent like normal tea?
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i'm gonna start a charity called "Headpats for Hikkis"
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@eris Where do I sing in
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just talk to people that the Earth is struck by lightning and gains superpowers. Each new superserver is twice as much aol cds as i get out of things with the post which causes a pileup in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in derivative works they will say the darndest things!
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GAZE UPON WHEN I FOUND WHILE LOOKING FOR PORN @nerthos https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/421393
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I think it is fair to say that I'll be busy again this weekend, because I'm visiting more family and other duties.
I've also decided that I want to do more gardening because I think it might be good for me. When the weather is nice, it'll get me out a bit more in the fresh air, I'll be more active and it is supposed to be peaceful. I'm just taking a break from that today in order to let my aches heal a bit more.-
@sim Plant potatoes
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Rewatching Code Geass and CC still main waifu
Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 10:58:36 UTC from web-
@nerthos Table is best.
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@cyberpotato Poor table, raped by worst character
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