Matt (zeldatra)

  1. I started properly dieting instead of half-assing. This kiwi SUCKS!!!!

    about 3 hours ago from web
  2. 18 naked cowboys filing for bankruptcy because tariffs are hurting small businesses
    Ram ranch is under foreclosure

    about 17 hours ago from web in context
  3. the day Adobe kills the SWF format altogether I am kiwied, everything I do now is layers upon layers of SWFs composited together and I don’t know if I’m capable of learning new ways

    about 6 days ago from web
  4. @adiwan I’ve received offers from Manscaped before and had to go “really man? You think cartoon viewers wanna hear about me shaving my junk?”

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  5. always feels good when your background check comes back and says “not a sex offender”. gonna put that on my resume.

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  6. getting a second job to fund my addiction to Red Bull. 2007 is BACK

    about 14 days ago from web
  7. right wing grifting is too hard man, you gotta get up on time and sit in front of a microphone for two hours each business day to record a podcast where you just read outrageous headlines on your smartphone and that is just too much work

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  8. I need to get in on a right wing grift man. I am choosing to be poor over here.

    about 19 days ago from web
  9. I’m relatively isolated from internet drama these days but when the current Drama involves my MCN while I’m working with them to get my channel back in shape that annoys me just a bit. everybody around me please behave

    about 19 days ago from web
  10. i only upgrade my phone if i can do it in such a way that it would be free or if my old phone gets so old it's cumbersome to use. what this means is every time i get a new phone i'm amazed by features that were actually added three models ago. did you guys hear about this "Siri" thing? crazy

    about 20 days ago from web
  11. @scribus western Maryland and the Baltimore-DC area may well be in two different parts of the country if I’m being honest.

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  12. @scribus one time I was driving around Holland with a friend and his local friend. I commented on how flat everything was. Dutch dude mentions that we’re technically below sea level, then looks at me and goes, “Netherlands means ‘lower countries’”. I go, “but we’re in the north”. Nobody found it quite as funny as I did.

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  13. The Minecraft movie is not good, but I laughed a lot

    about a month ago from web in context
  14. anyway anyone up for London broil and Vermont cheddar?

    about a month ago from web
  15. at 27 years old it has occurred to me that I don’t HAVE to make boring sandwiches, I can just choose to buy something more interesting at the deli instead of the Potato Knishes I normally get

    about a month ago from web in context
  16. To be perfectly honest with you crashing the stock market was just about my biggest hope for Trump, I just didn't expect him to do it in three months. Cheers to my brand new stock portfolio! ...once things cool down.

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. Very good chance this pilot will be fully boarded by the end of the summer.

    about a month ago from web
  18. @zeldatra *war protest

    about a month ago from web in context
  19. Nobody does war songs like the Irish, prove me wrong

    about a month ago from web in context
  20. The other day during Steam’s little demo showcase I downloaded a few demos. Today I tried out “Promise Mascot Agency”, a cute little open world mascot management sim/casual collectathon where the bulk of the gameplay is driving around in a Kei truck and talking to sentient mascots. Also the main character, completely by coincidence, is an ex-yakuza voiced by Takaya Kuroda (Kazuma Kiryu).

    about a month ago from web in context
  21. Looking online for an EDM remix of a particular Sonic track for a scene in a cartoon. Found exactly one. The author has not uploaded since 2017 and left no contact email. FML.

    about 2 months ago from web
  22. Stock market’s down? Egg prices at an all-time high? Your wife is suddenly gone? Say buddy, is everything alright there, you grade A moron?

    about 2 months ago from web
  23. every time I see a Hispanic dude in my store who I had previously seen wearing a Trump hat every single day now no longer wearing one I have to physically hold myself back from asking what happened

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  24. a game show where the final challenge is to talk about eugenics while the host records you with an iphone

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  25. just found out Son Goku is on the Epstein list. never meet your heroes. :/

    about 2 months ago from web
  26. Pirate Yakuza beat. Despite how silly it is it may actually be up where with Yakuza 7 and Yakuza 0 as one of my favorite stories in the franchise.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  27. @scribus i genuinely have actual problems doing anything other than an NCR or free Vegas playthrough. every fiber of my being prompts me to on-sight the Legion, and i simply don't like House.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  28. A guy who participated in January 6th is running for governor and while it would be really papayaing funny if he got nominated the state GOP unfortunately doesn’t hold open primaries anymore because they don’t trust the voters to pick someone electable. They’re right not to trust them, but still.

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. Unlocked Kaito as a pirate crew member and the game describes him as coming from “a certain detective agency”. They won’t even say Yagami’s NAME anymore

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. having JUST beat Persona 5 Royal the day before Pirate Yakuza came out and then going into Pirate Yakuza and hearing a bunch of those voice actors again is sort of funny. Sojiro photographs sickos for the government.

    about 2 months ago from web