Matt (zeldatra)

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The Minecraft movie is not good, but I laughed a lot

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anyway anyone up for London broil and Vermont cheddar?

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at 27 years old it has occurred to me that I don’t HAVE to make boring sandwiches, I can just choose to buy something more interesting at the deli instead of the Potato Knishes I normally get

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To be perfectly honest with you crashing the stock market was just about my biggest hope for Trump, I just didn't expect him to do it in three months. Cheers to my brand new stock portfolio! ...once things cool down.

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Very good chance this pilot will be fully boarded by the end of the summer.

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Nobody does war songs like the Irish, prove me wrong

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The other day during Steam’s little demo showcase I downloaded a few demos. Today I tried out “Promise Mascot Agency”, a cute little open world mascot management sim/casual collectathon where the bulk of the gameplay is driving around in a Kei truck and talking to sentient mascots. Also the main character, completely by coincidence, is an ex-yakuza voiced by Takaya Kuroda (Kazuma Kiryu).

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Looking online for an EDM remix of a particular Sonic track for a scene in a cartoon. Found exactly one. The author has not uploaded since 2017 and left no contact email. FML.

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Stock market’s down? Egg prices at an all-time high? Your wife is suddenly gone? Say buddy, is everything alright there, you grade A moron?

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every time I see a Hispanic dude in my store who I had previously seen wearing a Trump hat every single day now no longer wearing one I have to physically hold myself back from asking what happened

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a game show where the final challenge is to talk about eugenics while the host records you with an iphone

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just found out Son Goku is on the Epstein list. never meet your heroes. :/

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Pirate Yakuza beat. Despite how silly it is it may actually be up where with Yakuza 7 and Yakuza 0 as one of my favorite stories in the franchise.

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A guy who participated in January 6th is running for governor and while it would be really papayaing funny if he got nominated the state GOP unfortunately doesn’t hold open primaries anymore because they don’t trust the voters to pick someone electable. They’re right not to trust them, but still.

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Unlocked Kaito as a pirate crew member and the game describes him as coming from “a certain detective agency”. They won’t even say Yagami’s NAME anymore

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having JUST beat Persona 5 Royal the day before Pirate Yakuza came out and then going into Pirate Yakuza and hearing a bunch of those voice actors again is sort of funny. Sojiro photographs sickos for the government.

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persona 5 is a longer game than Red Dead Redemption II, the game with a 45 minute long credits sequence

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why is the final goddamn boss already on YouTube and why did the guy who uploaded it include the game's biggest spoiler in the thumbnail

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I’m working with a well-known brand sponsor for upcoming Mattimation cartoons and they want to know if I will happen to be in Dubai next week for a face to face. I, uh, will not, and unless I find myself with unfathomable wealth in the next five years, you can probably count on me not ever “happening” to be in Dubai.

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Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness remastered gets a thumbs up from me! It's not much of a remaster, it's up to par with the other remasters Aspyr did... which the original AOD pretty much already was to begin with, so aside from Lara, Kurtis, and some of the other important NPCs having new models and the environments receiving texture upgrades, it's not much to write home about visually. The various quality of life fixes, bug fixes, the new control scheme, the addition of a store to purchase ammo and weapon upgrades from early on, etc. all make it worth playing IMO, although it is still a flawed experience - you can only fix the stuff that's broken, not the stuff that's missing.

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Pirate Yakuza is pretty fun but without modding the enemy's health values it's difficult to get a real feel for the combat because Majima is already half upgraded when you start the demo and kills guys in like a single combo. Increasing it three times makes it a lot more enjoyable.

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Been home sick the last couple of days so I guess it’s apt that Pirate Yakuza’s demo is out today.

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Persona 5 is the longest video game in the world Jesus Christ