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  1. Seagram's sucks straight. :-&

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 06:48:11 UTC from web
  2. Hey Everypony; I should be in bed right now, but my body refuses to power down. How's it hangin?

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 06:47:49 UTC from web
  3. !vancouverbronies Anyone else here read Fallout Equestria? Its an amazing MLP/Fallout fanfiction. Also the spin off "Project Horizon" is also really good.

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:53:55 UTC from web
  4. @abigpony Real Bad.

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 04:46:06 UTC from web
  5. Confound you ponies, another late night, and I didn't even have any homework, *shakes head*. Anyway it's 12:15 and I've got to get up at 5, goodnight everypony!

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 04:23:54 UTC from web
  6. DERPCEPTION anypony

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 03:59:35 UTC from web
  7. Ponies > Sleep........ >.<

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 03:43:38 UTC from web
  8. "And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were a kid and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again I'm gonna roll another joint" Oh Jon Lajoie, You Silly, Silly Man.

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 03:40:57 UTC from web
    • @abigpony Do Not Argue With Me About This.

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 03:26:38 UTC from web
    • @abigpony Though murdock.

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 03:10:48 UTC from web
    • wat did i just watch @_@ http://youtu.be/xxAJqvslV7M

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 02:56:43 UTC from web
    • @thatonehuman Fine! GOG!

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 01:49:18 UTC from web
    • Whoa, dudes with assault rifles just stole a dead body from an ambulance! :D #

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:57:46 UTC from web
    • Know what? I think I'm gonna watch "Castle" and drink whiskey (or is Seagrams 7 a whisky instead?).

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:01:33 UTC from web
    • I am back

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:48:40 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
    • god i had to sleep like the whoooooole day, it was such a waste of time and now i have a RIDICULOUS amount of energy

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:31:14 UTC from web
    • Somepony turned on redash bottomless clip it looks...

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:29:12 UTC from web
    • So I get home and right away I'm being shipped with @dustyhooves because of @nvrrmbr? Please tell me this isn't happening. D:

      Wednesday, 21-Sep-11 22:41:40 UTC from web
    • Ok, everypony, I gotta put this big sausage in my mouth, I'll be back. ;)

      Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 16:05:10 UTC from web
    • @thatonepony I can't help being naturally horny all the time...

      Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 23:27:01 UTC from web
    • RT @thatonehuman You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm The only problem's that the chickens have human arms You say "that's murdocked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

      Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:27:17 UTC from web
      • RT @thatonehuman @tcaachaosmagic Porn. Porn is good.

        Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:27:03 UTC from web
        • Oh look, your entertainment has arrived.

          Tuesday, 11-Oct-11 06:12:30 UTC from StatusNet Android
        • I'm now eating a caramel pudding cup and a cinnamon chip muffin. All is right in the world.

          Friday, 07-Oct-11 23:52:28 UTC from web
        • RT @thatonehuman @hoit21 Butt sex friends.

          Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:20:06 UTC from web
          • I'm hoooome.

            Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:13:15 UTC from web
          • Anybody have some good ideas to steam off some anger?

            Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 00:04:26 UTC from web
          • What Is That? I Have Three Quarterly Papers To Start? #

            Tuesday, 11-Oct-11 23:52:43 UTC from web
            • Dumb internet cutting out at random. :[

              Tuesday, 11-Oct-11 23:40:39 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
            • Damn It. Who Pressed The Pause Button?

              Tuesday, 11-Oct-11 23:40:57 UTC from web