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  1. My last bacon session was rather intense, man. For all I know I could have had all my HP Sauce licked off my naked body by a goat.

    Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:52:26 UTC from identi.ca
  2. @davidmarsden Good choice. I'll always leave it at the last ingestion spot but I eat too much and get Bacon Blackout and forget...

    Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:50:00 UTC from identi.ca
    • @davidmarsden No, no, that's the problem. It's not. I need to be quick, the sandwich is getting cold. :(

      Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:45:39 UTC from identi.ca
      • @davidmarsden You wouldn't happen to know where I put the HP sauce would you?

        Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:43:11 UTC from identi.ca
        • @davidmarsden What game is it now? Manchester City versus Sparta FC? I figure they're playing 'winner stays on'

          Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:39:44 UTC from identi.ca
          • @davidmarsden Oh, are Manchester City winning?

            Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:33:29 UTC from identi.ca
            • No

              Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:31:03 UTC from identi.ca
              • I hope you're not sitting there playing a DVD of 'greatest football moments of 2001!'

                Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:30:36 UTC from identi.ca
                • All the people circlejerking about Anonymous on Google+ are starting to apples me off, it is time for an anti-bullapples campaign

                  Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:26:47 UTC from identi.ca
                  • God dammit! http://ur1.ca/7meh3

                    Sunday, 22-Jan-12 15:15:18 UTC from identi.ca
                    • Just saw a progressive commercial with sonic. I mad.

                      Sunday, 22-Jan-12 02:34:30 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                    • @marjoleink no but this does http://ur1.ca/7lttw

                      Saturday, 21-Jan-12 19:29:04 UTC from identi.ca
                      • @gomerx If you ventue out into the cold, aren't you going its way ?

                        Saturday, 21-Jan-12 19:13:37 UTC from identi.ca
                        • CATS ARE NOT A PERSON.

                          Saturday, 21-Jan-12 18:21:18 UTC from identi.ca
                          • @parlementum The Supreme Court of the US's authority is not recognised in Fort Kickass.

                            Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:32:53 UTC from identi.ca
                            • I believe that is covered by article A.

                              Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:19:21 UTC from identi.ca
                              • @sandersch There are two simple rules. Apply them with an honest hand and an unwaivering sense of justice and you shall never fail.

                                Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:17:44 UTC from identi.ca
                                • No because if a person becomes a cat they are no longer a person according to Rule B of persondom.

                                  Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:15:55 UTC from identi.ca
                                  • @ryanweal No I think you'll find cats are not people. To be a person you have to a) be a person b) not be a cat.

                                    Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:12:53 UTC from identi.ca
                                    • @evan Did you know that a cat is not a person even if you put "person" in quotation marks?

                                      Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:10:26 UTC from identi.ca
                                      • @junichiro This is perhaps because cats are NOT A PERSON.

                                        Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:05:23 UTC from identi.ca
                                        • @r7 I only speak to people and inanimate objects.

                                          Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:03:58 UTC from identi.ca
                                        • EDUCATE YOURSELVES. A CAT IS NOT A PERSON. http://ur1.ca/7lttw

                                          Saturday, 21-Jan-12 17:00:12 UTC from identi.ca
                                          • @chalkahlom Alice Cooper

                                            Saturday, 21-Jan-12 16:05:05 UTC from identi.ca
                                            • @jpope You were not mistaken. #

                                              Saturday, 21-Jan-12 16:03:30 UTC from identi.ca
                                              • @r7 Pluru?

                                                Saturday, 21-Jan-12 14:44:34 UTC from identi.ca
                                                • RD @speeddefrost What ever happened to @reality, anyway? Haven't seen him around here for a while.

                                                  Saturday, 21-Jan-12 14:35:22 UTC from identi.ca
                                                  • Looks like the Internet connection is going in the bath.

                                                    Saturday, 21-Jan-12 14:09:33 UTC from identi.ca
                                                    • @r7 merely 'doofi'

                                                      Saturday, 21-Jan-12 13:54:16 UTC from identi.ca
                                                      • @cabal As I would have been one of the first people to jump on your back if you’d gone ahead with a SOPA blackout, I feel it would be remiss of me not to provide positive feedback for not doing it. http://www.renzokuken.org/post/16109044003/fao-cabal

                                                        Thursday, 19-Jan-12 08:51:24 UTC from StatusNet Desktop