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  1. Old man joke of the day: Back in my day, we went outside to play war.

    Saturday, 30-Mar-13 14:20:16 UTC from web
  2. Hi.

    Saturday, 30-Mar-13 14:04:25 UTC from web
  3. How is it physically possible to cut open a thumb with a door? I know and I can! Because I'm special!

    Friday, 29-Mar-13 01:04:07 UTC from web
    • @snowcone I can see that. I was using the mobile version for a bit, but the desktop version...

      Friday, 29-Mar-13 00:59:25 UTC from web
    • 'Ello.

      Friday, 29-Mar-13 00:42:42 UTC from web
    • Olypus Has Fallen is, yes, a poor excuse for a "Die-Hard-In-The-White-House". Still an okay action movie.

      Thursday, 28-Mar-13 23:48:29 UTC from web
      • Guy with a green gotee. How more boss can you get?

        Thursday, 28-Mar-13 23:42:38 UTC from web
        • Must resist urge to sleep.

          Thursday, 28-Mar-13 20:45:49 UTC from web
        • My friends are still on the roof.

          Thursday, 28-Mar-13 17:14:23 UTC from web
        • Just came back from the movies. Hi.

          Thursday, 28-Mar-13 20:30:13 UTC from web
          • In order to pass their time on the roof of some town houses, my friends are watching the season three finale. One of them is brony, so yeah. I need to find a latter pretty soon. I'll wait a few more hours.

            Thursday, 28-Mar-13 17:26:12 UTC from web
            • Minto says hi.

              Thursday, 28-Mar-13 17:21:08 UTC from web
            • Send me a message. Because being random is fun

              Thursday, 28-Mar-13 17:15:03 UTC from web
              • Abojt to go see Olympuas Has Fallen.

                Thursday, 28-Mar-13 17:11:08 UTC from web
                • I remember when I changed my user name to mrpink. Then I began to stalk @colfax.

                  Thursday, 28-Mar-13 15:30:25 UTC from web
                • THERE'S TOO MANY DANIEL'S IN MY LIFE! Why do I haveto be a Daniel? Why not Gregory?

                  Thursday, 28-Mar-13 15:28:49 UTC from web
                • I've awayfrom this site way to long.

                  Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:58:00 UTC from web
                • Friends got stuck ln the roof again. Thank goodness that I'm not up there with then like the last time.

                  Thursday, 28-Mar-13 15:14:07 UTC from web
                • When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

                  Thursday, 28-Mar-13 15:04:51 UTC from web
                • !rdnie Will people stop messaging me about this! It is dead. Nothing will revive it. Stop saying it was good and funny. Just stop.

                  Thursday, 28-Mar-13 15:01:43 UTC from web
                • Haarison Bergeron: The New Jesus.

                  Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:57:11 UTC from web
                  • Working at movie theater is both fun and annoying. Anyway, hi. I am here. Hatw

                    Thursday, 28-Mar-13 13:54:08 UTC from web
                  • And there's my spelling mistakes. No wonder my fanfics and stories are trash.

                    Thursday, 28-Mar-13 13:58:04 UTC from web
                    • I have few minutes of free time. What's up?

                      Friday, 15-Mar-13 18:57:00 UTC from web
                    • How would you react if you sold something to the district manager and not know about until latet?

                      Tuesday, 15-Jan-13 03:48:55 UTC from web
                    • Why can't people just pick up their drink and throw them out instead making me spend five minutes in a theatre picking them up alone.

                      Tuesday, 15-Jan-13 03:38:05 UTC from web
                    • I had only 25 hearts and need Scootaloo for 50 hearts, I'm planning to hack but it won't work on my android ZTE Merit

                      Tuesday, 15-Jan-13 03:35:35 UTC from web
                    • My districts middle school students got busted for giving out drug laces chocolates. This proves my theory that 76% of my fellow classmates are stoners.

                      Friday, 04-Jan-13 00:51:52 UTC from web
                    • HFR is okay.

                      Friday, 04-Jan-13 00:46:34 UTC from web
                      • Customer service: Prepare to see the true face of the area you live in.

                        Friday, 04-Jan-13 00:43:35 UTC from web