asianlondon's home timeline

Notices

  1. That said, I'm pretty sure we *are* a gay speed dating service? How many people came to terms with having the big gay just through this website alone? At least two of them.

    Friday, 11-Oct-19 23:14:19 UTC from web
  2. I swear, I'm about to start walking down the street with a hammer in hand for the next halfwit who can't be bothered to lok where they're driving. It's self-defense.

    Friday, 11-Oct-19 17:25:49 UTC from web
  3. i'm trying to sneak around but i'm dummy an idiot

    Friday, 20-Sep-19 03:32:00 UTC from web
  4. ice ice baby

    Thursday, 19-Sep-19 23:41:30 UTC from web
  5. https://twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/status/1166740030947287040 Guys I think Hugh Grant is mad about something

    Wednesday, 28-Aug-19 22:13:09 UTC from web
  6. @ceruleanspark https://skippers-bin.com/files/67fb2c40-dd87-418b-a5cb-d0ce09353481

    Wednesday, 07-Aug-19 19:49:08 UTC from web
  7. I can't believe I was able to run do-release-upgrade on this server and it work *perfectly*.

    Monday, 24-Jun-19 21:06:50 UTC from web
  8. almost forgot what my username was so i assumed i had been purged but it turns out i am just forgetful

    Saturday, 22-Jun-19 01:27:38 UTC from web
  9. I miss Touhou games. Do they still make those?

    Monday, 10-Jun-19 22:19:49 UTC from web
  10. The only piece of videogame news that matters right now is the existence of Wooloo, the round sheep pokemon.

    Monday, 10-Jun-19 22:18:09 UTC from web
    • Whoever is in charge of Brazils internet should reboot it.

      Tuesday, 14-May-19 20:08:39 UTC from web
      • Thanos should have gone for this head *pulls down pants revealing another Thanos head*

        Monday, 29-Apr-19 16:17:38 UTC from web
        • And now, the highpoint of Homestuck: >[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter. https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931

          Sunday, 14-Apr-19 15:16:32 UTC from web
          • I just want @scribus to know that my phone pinged me that I had received his monthly donation just as I flushed the toilet, so it felt like he was paying me for that.

            Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 11:21:28 UTC from web
          • Also RDN has now outlived Google Plus

            Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 11:23:29 UTC from web
          • I do want to talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, specifically "Dry Bones" and "Dry Bowser", whose naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?

            Thursday, 21-Mar-19 00:00:23 UTC from web
          • Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

            Thursday, 31-Jan-19 21:09:03 UTC from web
          • Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?

            Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:14:23 UTC from web
            • the Goats have a new album coming out in April and honestly the most surprising thing to me about it being based on Dungeons & Dragons is that they didn't do it sooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987MTbOl0mc

              Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:08:52 UTC from web
            • thinking about that time @ceruleanspark recommended me the Mountain Goats' The Sunset Tree on a whim and it turned out to be the exact album I needed to get me through my troubled youth. I love music

              Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:05:17 UTC from web
            • it's hard being a muslim furry in trump's america

              Sunday, 27-Jan-19 03:26:18 UTC from web
            • i have edited my profile so i am now almost unrecognizable except not really

              Tuesday, 22-Jan-19 20:13:10 UTC from web
              • it was all a dream

                Tuesday, 22-Jan-19 20:08:55 UTC from web
                • God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck

                  Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 23:46:25 UTC from web
                • Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.

                  Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 21:02:14 UTC from web
                • Munches on dinner while scrolls through the chat 8-Q *3---

                  Tuesday, 08-Jan-19 00:45:05 UTC from web
                • @mono They'll unionise, and then everybody wins.

                  Tuesday, 08-Jan-19 00:40:34 UTC from loadaverage.org
                • I smelled memes

                  Sunday, 30-Dec-18 00:39:22 UTC from web
                • we are gamers, for we always lose, and a true gamer never loses except when their mean sibling takes the controller away like a dumb doo doo head, stop it brad i'm telling mom

                  Saturday, 29-Dec-18 08:17:54 UTC from web
                • surely there are more active sites than this to spam big dong meds

                  Wednesday, 19-Dec-18 19:32:10 UTC from web