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Being @rarity is suffering
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@nerthos Furious George
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twarcheo pterix, the first documented winged twilight species http://ur1.ca/ga40o
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@scoot I'm a scrooge and I wouldn't pay you if you paid me.
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@mastertdi Better two balls than one i always say
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Furries shootin' eight ball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole fox, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna yiff along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There oughta be a law
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*builds a dakimakura fort*
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We should worry about the important things. Like eggs. Eggs are always praised, but in reality they're one of the most awful things in nature. They're just hard enough not to break when they should, and just weak enough to get broken due to stupid papayas. They're really tasty if cooked just to the point, but that's really hard to do because they're dangerous if below the point and if past (which is a thing that happens easily) they just become a tasteless mass of white and yellow, dry and good for nothing except filling. If god really created them I'd like to kick him in the crotch.
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Sorry nerds, crunchy for life
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@oracle maybe with chiroptera wings she can fly
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@tia Sometimes a shovel is easier and more effective.
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I love batpone Scootaloo
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long live the batpony
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@awlderpy how does shooting copies of Final Fantasy solve anything
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@bawldy Think he was more into mass drownings (Ok how has it taken me this long to realise what Baptism syblosisez????)
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@redenchilada @rarity now yiff and make up, or I'll come to your houses and replace all your presents with coal-based duplicates
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How strange that we ask for support and awareness from our fellow humans, and then we attack the people giving that support and awareness because they aren’t us.
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@awlderpy Someone needs to learn how to title things better because all the phrase "15 inches Derpy Hooves" makes me do is cringe in fear.
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If food companies have legal disputes do they go to food court?
Friday, 20-Dec-13 08:28:00 UTC from web -
@awlderpy Baited? http://ur1.ca/g849h
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@nerthos There's something timeless about them
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@awlderpy What does the Fawkes say?
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@awlderpy Are you a furry because you're jealous of their mass amounts of hair
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General death, like, whatever floats, man
Tuesday, 17-Dec-13 23:04:24 UTC from web -
Friends don't let friends take over ownership of Rainbow Dash Network
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dont argue, http://ur1.ca/g7bgz
Monday, 16-Dec-13 03:44:48 UTC from web -
My French textbook isn't racist at all. http://ur1.ca/g7aed