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  1. @flamingpandaomg Because you're not part of iPhone master race

    Monday, 20-Jan-14 06:05:37 UTC from web in context
  2. @pegasusninja My personal approach is don't expect internet friends to come through for you, and when they do thank them abundantly.

    Monday, 20-Jan-14 04:36:15 UTC from web in context
  3. No, i am more concerned about you itouch myself

    Monday, 20-Jan-14 03:19:44 UTC from micro.fragdev.com at 38°30'44"N 118°33'34"W
  4. @mastertdi Why not pineappling love me?

    Sunday, 19-Jan-14 14:04:55 UTC from web in context
  5. @mylittlesistercantbethisincestual I try so hard to care! It's just... agh.

    Saturday, 18-Jan-14 02:23:13 UTC from web in context
  6. Limbaugh has been married four times. Personally, I think the reason he gets divorced so often is because he's always rushing things.

    Saturday, 18-Jan-14 01:56:37 UTC from web
  7. @mrmattimation That wouldn't have been appropriate or necessary and you know it.

    Saturday, 18-Jan-14 00:48:14 UTC from web in context
  8. So someone having dissenting opinions and expressing them means they "have no self control"? A few people really need to grow up here.

    Saturday, 18-Jan-14 00:50:07 UTC from web in context
  9. One could argue that if think you're a hot cherries expert driver at 16 years old, you're in fact, not an intelligent 16 year old.

    Friday, 17-Jan-14 23:40:14 UTC from web in context
  10. Heartstrings is clearly a surgeon

    Wednesday, 15-Jan-14 22:39:41 UTC from web
  11. @rarity Anoneighmous

    Wednesday, 15-Jan-14 17:34:10 UTC from web in context
  12. @awlderpy I hate the sun. Its hotter than me. Im jealous.

    Tuesday, 14-Jan-14 02:03:22 UTC from web in context
  13. @nerthos yes you would, to cut the rope

    Monday, 13-Jan-14 04:03:56 UTC from web in context
  14. @mylittlesistercantbethisincestual Try to cut a rope with a gun.

    Monday, 13-Jan-14 03:47:43 UTC from web in context
  15. When I become a serial killer I am going to be "the fursuit bandit".

    Sunday, 12-Jan-14 00:41:16 UTC from web in context
  16. A moment of silence, please, for those who never get the chance, they show up to the party but they're never asked to dance. The losers, the liars, the kiwis, the thieves, the cynicists, the pessimists, and those that don't believe in nothing.

    Saturday, 11-Jan-14 20:12:30 UTC from web
  17. @awlderpy intelligence is simply the measurement of the extent of knowledge someone has. and as such, can easily be faked with false knowledge, framed as true.

    Sunday, 05-Jan-14 01:39:54 UTC from web in context
  18. @snowcone Too bad! Bow to your new bald overlords.

    Saturday, 04-Jan-14 07:05:19 UTC from web in context
  19. @yodelerty Yolooooooo

    Friday, 03-Jan-14 05:08:43 UTC from web in context
  20. don't Groose it up

    Friday, 03-Jan-14 03:45:44 UTC from web
  21. "Today is a good day to die!" is the Klingon way to say #

    Monday, 11-Nov-13 10:53:46 UTC from Choqok in context
  22. @mylittlesistercantbethisincestual If western society has taught me anything, it's that the proletariat won't do anything so long as you don't mess with their television and easy access to luxury goods.

    Thursday, 02-Jan-14 15:42:32 UTC from web in context
  23. Hah? Haaaaaaaaaaah? !clm http://pny.lv/5mw

    Wednesday, 01-Jan-14 03:15:23 UTC from web
  24. @awlderpy Russian, German, what's the difference when you're full of stupidity!

    Tuesday, 31-Dec-13 10:20:18 UTC from web in context
  25. We just had to get one more round of pointless drama in before 2014 didn't we

    Tuesday, 31-Dec-13 08:51:33 UTC from web in context
  26. @clayinthecarpet if you didn't care what I thought you wouldn't be talking to me~

    Tuesday, 31-Dec-13 08:42:11 UTC from web in context
  27. @thelastgherkin I remember doodles well

    Tuesday, 31-Dec-13 08:27:11 UTC from web in context
  28. LET THIS FAD NEVER END http://pny.lv/5di

    Tuesday, 31-Dec-13 07:12:47 UTC from web in context
  29. http://pny.lv/5dh If you didn't catch the stream then watch this highlight pls

    Tuesday, 31-Dec-13 07:03:32 UTC from web in context
  30. @awlderpy I'd start from behind, duh.

    Monday, 30-Dec-13 03:06:53 UTC from web in context