Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 3

  1. Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 21:09:03 UTC from web in context
  2. Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?

    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:14:23 UTC from web
  3. @tiff I dunno, I think the pro-wrestling album represented a bigger part of his childhood

    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:13:52 UTC from web in context
  4. @tiff You should thank John for writing it on twitter. He'd love that.

    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:10:33 UTC from web in context
  5. God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck

    Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 23:46:25 UTC from web in context
  6. Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.

    Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 21:02:14 UTC from web in context
  7. Welcome to RDN, where you still can’t post Potato Knishes, but you can guarantee your account deletion will be driven by good old 100% human spite

    Tuesday, 04-Dec-18 10:34:45 UTC from web
  8. @nerthos believe it or not, I haven’t actually played it. Watching Bethesda’s PR do the exact wrong thing in every interaction they have with the fanbase is pretty entertaining though.

    Friday, 30-Nov-18 04:19:19 UTC from web in context
  9. @scribus What are your thoughts on Elphaba?

    Saturday, 17-Nov-18 21:56:46 UTC from web in context
  10. After years of running this place, I thought I’d seen every way a Linux machine could collapse, but once again, my work has shown me another level of “how did this even happen”. I have a machine at work which is suddenly incapable of any function involving cryptography, including but not limited to: allowing SSH access and serving pages over HTTPS

    Thursday, 15-Nov-18 23:35:44 UTC from web in context
  11. Wow that's a real blast from the past. Someone is once again, trying to break into my Minecraft account

    Sunday, 11-Nov-18 00:09:35 UTC from web
  12. http://captainsnoop.tumblr.com/post/179261153185 I'm sure this will trigger at least one of you

    Saturday, 10-Nov-18 13:22:04 UTC from web
  13. I'm waiting for Fibonacci Nut February.

    Tuesday, 06-Nov-18 23:22:57 UTC from web in context
  14. Remember when this place was popular enough for random mothers to threaten to sue me over it? Good times.

    Tuesday, 06-Nov-18 23:20:58 UTC from web in context
  15. @adiwan Germany has no existing stock of couches? They've all gotta be made to order?

    Tuesday, 06-Nov-18 23:18:34 UTC from web in context
  16. Remember @scoot ? It's his birthday

    Wednesday, 10-Oct-18 18:35:12 UTC from web
  17. I bear an old name. It cannot be killed.

    Wednesday, 10-Oct-18 18:23:44 UTC from web
  18. Also, since it's been a while, DEATH TO AMERICA etc

    Friday, 07-Sep-18 10:33:17 UTC from web in context
  19. @mrmattimation It's worth noting that humans can only actually see like, 5 moving things at once, tops, before the brain starts employing various shortcuts to reduce processing time.

    Friday, 07-Sep-18 10:33:06 UTC from web in context
  20. @ceruleanspark you all probably think I’m being facetious, but this is more or less literally how I met my boyfriend.

    Friday, 24-Aug-18 03:40:17 UTC from web in context
  21. @scribus it might be on...TBS? Is that a channel? I think they have the US rights. You need to give the protagonist an episode or so to bed in, but after that, it’s a fun show. The villain is voiced by David Tennant

    Thursday, 23-Aug-18 23:10:32 UTC from web in context
  22. @mrmattimation just keep eating the most phallic foodstuffs you can find in the most erotic ways possible and see how flustered he gets.

    Thursday, 23-Aug-18 23:08:05 UTC from web in context
  23. Final Space is worth watching if you've got netflix, incidentally.

    Thursday, 23-Aug-18 20:47:34 UTC from web in context
  24. Does Rainbow Six Siege require some kind of "Dickloaf Certificate" before you're allowed to use voice? Because I swear to god, these people...

    Thursday, 23-Aug-18 20:43:33 UTC from web
  25. Why didn't Thanos just double the amount of resources in the universe?

    Thursday, 23-Aug-18 20:00:09 UTC from web in context
  26. @mrmattimation White butt boys?

    Sunday, 05-Aug-18 09:56:37 UTC from web in context
  27. I just got a load of notifications from an RDN YouTube channel I didn’t know existed. Apparently bound to the “webmaster@“ email address

    Thursday, 02-Aug-18 07:24:02 UTC from web
  28. I dreamed you guys missed me. That seems implausible

    Sunday, 22-Jul-18 19:05:44 UTC from web in context
  29. It’s horseshoe theory in action you guys

    Thursday, 24-May-18 12:00:32 UTC from web
  30. @mrmattimation nothing is more right wing than a site run by a pair of gay leftists

    Thursday, 24-May-18 12:00:00 UTC from web in context