Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 33

  1. Why would you hire a taxi driver to build a spaceship, or give your appendix to a fireman?

    Tuesday, 05-Jul-16 17:37:37 UTC from web
  2. @redenchilada Tiny, you're being difficult

    Tuesday, 05-Jul-16 17:30:31 UTC from web in context
  3. @redenchilada Come and meet the new machine from Sen-Trax~

    Tuesday, 05-Jul-16 14:38:48 UTC from web in context
  4. Do I have a Genji affinity? 14 kill streak on my first time out. Time will tell.

    Monday, 04-Jul-16 20:00:16 UTC from web
  5. beware the man who speaks in memes

    Sunday, 03-Jul-16 22:37:04 UTC from web in context
  6. There. That's my 10 overwatch competitive mode placement matches finished. Final rank: 49.

    Sunday, 03-Jul-16 22:13:16 UTC from web
  7. Ooh, Competitive Mode launched

    Sunday, 03-Jul-16 17:59:40 UTC from web
  8. @thelastgherkin You sure are

    Sunday, 03-Jul-16 17:40:39 UTC from web in context
  9. I am shaped like a bean

    Sunday, 03-Jul-16 12:41:15 UTC from web in context Repeat of thelastgherkin
  10. I'm nbg jhmn
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    yiffs ygiving y

    Saturday, 02-Jul-16 21:12:46 UTC from web
  11. Just vote for me to be Prime Minister.

    Friday, 01-Jul-16 17:27:04 UTC from web in context
  12. @tiffany Listen your opinion that something is harmless is completely equivalent to my opinion that I should be able to actively prevent people from engaging in lifestyles I don't like.

    Thursday, 30-Jun-16 19:19:43 UTC from web in context
  13. In before freezepeach cretins implying implications

    Thursday, 30-Jun-16 19:15:43 UTC from web in context
  14. @ceruleanspark I'm okay with heteros as long as they don't shove it in my face

    Thursday, 30-Jun-16 19:12:36 UTC from web in context Repeat of tiff
  15. @tiffany Yeah I think they're called heterosexuals

    Thursday, 30-Jun-16 19:11:53 UTC from web in context
  16. @adiwan Sounds like a DNS thing?

    Thursday, 30-Jun-16 19:00:59 UTC from web in context
  17. https://gfycat.com/AllWigglyGannet Winky Face

    Thursday, 30-Jun-16 18:41:19 UTC from web
  18. @polarbeariii Because Amon is dead.

    Thursday, 30-Jun-16 17:57:21 UTC from web in context
  19. Remember that guy I hated?

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 22:27:26 UTC from web in context
  20. CHEERS LOVE https://gfycat.com/IdenticalBelovedCleanerwrasse

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 22:04:43 UTC from web
  21. CHEERS LOVE https://gfycat.com/GroundedUnnaturalBoto

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 22:03:12 UTC from web
  22. Friends, "The one with the Stain" includes Gunther accusing Ross of "having sex with donkeys"

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 17:25:10 UTC from web
  23. Since the inception of his character, Solid Snake has always been a man. Isn't it time for a change?

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 15:31:47 UTC from web in context
  24. Isn't it about time that Megaman was a woman?

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 15:30:46 UTC from web
  25. @tiffany Trust Boris

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 15:15:06 UTC from web in context
  26. Int: Scene, The Oval Office. Donald Trump is standing there when Boris Johnson rushes in.
    Boris: "Donald!"
    Donald: "Boris!"
    Boris: "Did they hurt you?"
    Donald: "Did they hurt you?"
    Boris: "Who cares!"
    They embrace, before begining to dance. They then fuse in a flash of white light into the form of Adolf Hitler.

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 07:31:15 UTC from web
  27. https://i.imgur.com/MyidYgU.jpg

    Tuesday, 28-Jun-16 19:10:43 UTC from web
  28. The world is not built on the laws they love. Not on friendship, but on mutual interest. Not on peace, but on victory by any means. The universe is run by extinction, by extermination, by gamma-ray bursts burning up a thousand garden worlds, by howling singularities eating up infant suns. And if life is to live, if anything is to survive through the end of all things, it will live not by the smile but by the sword, not in a soft place but in a hard hell, not in the rotting bog of artificial paradise but in the cold hard self-verifying truth of that one ultimate arbiter, the only judge, the power that is its own metric and its own source—existence, at any cost. Strip away the lies and truces and delaying tactics they call ‘civilization’ and this is what remains, this beautiful shape.

    Monday, 27-Jun-16 21:57:54 UTC from web
  29. It's always sad when someone you went to university with and genuinely enjoyed the company of turns into a white-supremacist right wing nutcase. I'm filled with regret that I didn't hit him with my car when I had a chance.

    Monday, 27-Jun-16 21:43:14 UTC from web
  30. Play of the game: Reaper presses triangle

    Monday, 27-Jun-16 20:11:04 UTC from web