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  1. @redenchilada It compiles PHP to C++ so it'll run faster on the server side. It would presumably kill the 502's, but otherwise it doesn't alter the code. Statusnet will still suck, and we'll still have to wait on crappy mysql statements to return before pages will load. I haven't really done a lot of analysis of the page load times, but I suspect improving the PHP side is well into the territory of diminishing returns, particularly on nginx+PHP-FPM+Memcached+APC.

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 15:35:42 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  2. @redenchilada So load up facebook. It's really not that interesting unless you're looking at the stats from the server side.

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 15:06:09 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  3. @redenchilada Hiphop upgraded GlibC which caused a lot of other things to fail. Rolling back caused /aptitude/ to fail. He did something clever by manually downloading all the hosed apps and dpkging them into place.

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 14:37:28 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  4. "Remember: The are three things all wise men fear: The sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man"

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 13:48:48 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  5. @widget have you considered setting up a bitcoin address so that people can donate bitcoins to RDN? That way, even users who don't have money can hit up bitvisitor or dailybitcoins to send a bit of change your way. It's free and the maintenance is essentially zero.

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 13:45:58 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  6. http://i.imgur.com/WabmAvp.jpg

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 12:13:33 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  7. Especially Economics.

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 11:43:14 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  8. @redenchilada /Study/. If you don't want to end up like me, for the love of god study.

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 11:42:57 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  9. "I've never used a Mac or any of Apples software in general, so here's a 30 page essay on all the things that are wrong with the user experience of both"

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 08:54:10 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  10. Something I don't like about the youtube age is the tendency to commit to video things that would be served better as text. A "tutorial" that consists of 5 minutes of you talking into a camera didn't need to be a video. You could just write down the things you were going to say and save everyone some time.

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 08:48:35 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  11. @scoot Tajic, Blade of the Legion or "Boros isn't good enough yet"

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 07:53:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  12. @anypony I DREAMED A DREAM OF TIMES GONE BY

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 07:32:43 UTC from web in context
  13. My mouth was a broken JPEG!

    Monday, 15-Apr-13 06:40:23 UTC from web
  14. @bowandlyre Congratulations, you're pregnant!

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 18:20:11 UTC from web in context
  15. @scoot http://i.imgur.com/XbDfpXL.jpg

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 18:17:47 UTC from web in context
  16. @scoot You know who else was offended by religion? Hitler.

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 18:15:25 UTC from web in context
  17. @scoot AS A STUDENT OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LORD RACIST SATAN I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 18:11:52 UTC from web in context
  18. @scoot I know right.

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 11:28:38 UTC from web in context
  19. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzS7OLd6faw

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 11:24:42 UTC from web in context
  20. https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lohmfnlMNO1qb3218o1_500.gif

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 00:11:54 UTC from web
  21. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2V1Mgm0gpE&t=3m11s welp

    Sunday, 14-Apr-13 00:03:13 UTC from web in context
  22. @scoot Rewatch the scene where he demonstrates his powers at that equalist rally.

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 23:32:50 UTC from web in context
  23. I'll land the plane guys it'll be fine http://i.imgur.com/jcxlUxg.jpg

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 23:31:02 UTC from web
  24. I'm pretty sure "Take your bending away" is a metaphor.

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 23:28:54 UTC from web in context
  25. http://i.imgur.com/YgwiIJT.jpg nothing sketchy going on here.

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 23:25:21 UTC from web
  26. This is the MGS2 cutscene from which I've been quoting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iC9xpDSXyI

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 23:10:59 UTC from web
  27. That's the proof of your incompetence, right there. You lack qualifications to exercise free will.

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 23:02:30 UTC from web
  28. @snowlynx It seems that the trend is towards bubbles. It's the final resolution of one of the most stressful parts of the human condition: Dealing with outsiders viewpoints. We've solved it by making sure that people no longer have to. You can spin up your own little closed off utopia where everyone agrees with you and spend your entire social life there. It seems like some of us just can't live that way though.

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 22:53:16 UTC from web in context
  29. Rose: Everyone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds, leaking whatever "truth" suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large. Colonel: The different cardinal truths neither clash nor mesh. No one invalidated, but nobody is right. Rose: Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth." Colonel: And this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 22:51:43 UTC from web in context
  30. Metal Gear Solid 2 saw it coming and proposed a solution: Nuke Manhattan.

    Saturday, 13-Apr-13 22:50:16 UTC from web in context

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