Timeline for wwwtinfoilfakesitecom list by ceruleansparkold, page 156
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@scoot Lures 3. When three or more Furres put out to Voka Trapmaster, Voka Trapmaster is Generous until end of turn.
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@scoot Hoothoot doesn't make you flip a coin. The effect is just "C: The defending pokemon is now asleep"
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@redenchilada The card is seriously banned from competitive play because you can't do that to children.
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@scoot If it's not your birthday, this attack does 30 damage. If it is your birthday, flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 damage plus 50 more damage; if tails, this attack does 30 damage.
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@scoot Jeff Goldblum: The most powerful card in Duel Monsters.
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@scoot Blue Eyes White Dragon: Attribute: LIGHT , Type: Dragon, Level: 8 , ATK/DEF: 3000/2500
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@scoot Take an extra turn after this one.
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@scoot -14: Restart the game, leaving in exile all non-Aura permanent cards exiled with Karn Liberated. Then put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.
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@scoot You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.
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@scoot Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
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@scoot Creature: Goat - Mountainwalk 1/1
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@scoot put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play.
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@scoot At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no permanents other than Barren Glory and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
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@scoot Players play a MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up.
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@scoot Each player sacrifices all colored permanents he or she controls.
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@thelastgherkin I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There is nothing more for me to give you. All that is left is for you to take...is my life. The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. Lets make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack...
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@scoot Exile all permanents. Exile all cards from all hands and graveyards. Each player's life total becomes 1.
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@thelastgherkin I will murder you.
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@widget "I was trying to figure out why RDN looked like a hideous trainwreck, then I realized I hadn't hidden all the users".
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@thelastgherkin I think you mean http://www.equestriagirls.net/egindex.php?p=applefwittur
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>Shots fired! Going to Alert Status!. Well NOW there's gonna be shots fired.
Tuesday, 02-Apr-13 18:41:38 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin The sofa bed didn't /have/ a sprung mattress!
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@thelastgherkin Have you ever had to worry about a mattress spring bursting through the fabric and penetrating your spine?
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@critialcloudkicker Read title, closed tab.
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@scoot It's on netflix, if you're still maintaining your subscription, post Avatar.
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@scoot Arrested Development.
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@wafers It occurs to me that as you didn't play the other metal gears, you probabby didn't know that "It has to be this way" is actually a remix of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeT3zPmGjMY (It starts around the 1 minute mark)
Tuesday, 02-Apr-13 18:15:03 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin He safety tests products in general, and it's awful because he is about as safe with blades as I am. Only his rotate at thousands of RPM, or are on fire.
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@widget And what was I going to do? My job? C'mon.
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@widget That was before I realized it made the site all but inaccessible for me from work.