Timeline for wwwtinfoilfakesitecom list by ceruleansparkold, page 97
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I hate the "REAL MEN WATCH PONIES" meme. I just wish it'd stop replicating and die
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@thelastgherkin Yes. It came up when I was looking for the font so I could make knockoff back in 11
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@thelastgherkin Vroom, vroom! And the winner of the big car race is ... Hot Rod Zoidberg!
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Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
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@rotation We will meet again in the place where there is no darkness
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@thelastgherkin Huh? You don't like chocolate?
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@rotation ENGLAND PREVAILS
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@rotation ENGLAND PREVAILS
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@anthonyrothstein "In fact, I hate the sort of general idea that Equestria Girls was made to punish bronies.. how do you even work that out? I have to say, some people really seem removed from reality at times." YES, THANK YOU.
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DRONES INSTAGRAM A HUMAN INSTAGRAMMING A CINNAMON ROLL. DRONES VERSION OF THE APP ONLY HAS ONE FILTER, CALLED "CONFLAGRATION".
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DroneInsertion is my favourite markov chain driven twitter bot account.
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@thelastgherkin Yes. They have to have their own passport and ticket though.
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DRONES ACTIVATE THE MARKOV ENGINE. HUMANS LAY DOWN WEAPONS, ADOPTING SERENE CONTEMPLATION. NO 2ND PLACE IN THE WAR OF WEAPONIZING THOUGHT.
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http://www.guidehorse.com/images/erik/c2.jpg IS IT LEGAL TO KEEP A SMALL PONY ON YOUR PLANE LIKE A CAT OR A DOG
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@alightrarityomg You just need to go faster than the bullets.
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@thelastgherkin It is not mandatory, nor is it necessarily always practical to have your pet flown as "cargo". It's particularly an issue for guide dogs/ponies, as the owner might not be as capable of calming them if they become distressed because they can't see them properly/at all.
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@rarithos I have multiple permenant scars from riding a goddamn pushbike. If I ride a motorcycle I am losing a limb at least.
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@alightrarityomg I basically did all my travelling either with the lightcycle, the jetbike, or that one DLC bike and seriously had no issues with controlling them. The only issue I had with it is the whole "you can fall off" thing that isn't an issue for cars.
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@thelastgherkin Did you know that there is a special class of flight steward whose job is to calm agitated companion animals during flights
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@alightrarityomg I had no problem with the bike handling. I think the problem is that you're just not cool enough for lightcycles.
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@alightrarityomg Can you wheelie through a police roadblock whilst blaring Holding out for Hero at ludicrous volume in the car? I think not.
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I would learn to ride a motorcycle, extreme likelihood of personal injuries be dammed, if I could get a lightcycle.
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Alternately the tron bike is pretty goddamn cool.
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@rarithos Jetbike. It's what the pros crave
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@slightlywarmrarityomg Oh. Maybe it got changed when it was integrated into the site. I'll ask Widget when I next see him, because that was super useful
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Consistent and unflinching abuse of power network
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I should totally publish the "Who is the most blocked user on the site" stats from the DB
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I'm 1948 if that'll save you some time
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@slightlywarmrarityomg Profile page. It should be in the sidebar underneath their subscriptions
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@slightlywarmrarityomg @pony Unless the system has been changed since i last used it, it actually also accepts user ID numbers, which never change. Way back when it was originally implemented, the most commmonly blocked users changed their names daily to avoid being filtered out, so that was added as a solution
