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  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    Why is it that I always like the pinkest character of a franchise?

    Sunday, 06-Nov-11 13:31:55 UTC from web
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      @thelastgherkin You too? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

      Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:10:22 UTC from web
      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @retl Well, you're basically me, remember?

        Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:12:23 UTC from web
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          @thelastgherkin Oh right, I forgot about the whole timespace parallel evil dimension thing. Which one was the evil one again?

          Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:16:49 UTC from web
          1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

            @retl You are.

            Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:21:32 UTC from web
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              @thelastgherkin NOOOOoooo. Well, that's fine. Time to make a trip to the library and pick up a copy of Evil for Creative Types.

              Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:23:29 UTC from web
              1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                @retl You can borrow my copy. I recently decided to not use it any more ANYWAY do you play as Princess Peach on Mario Kart etc.?

                Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:25:59 UTC from web
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                  @thelastgherkin Nope, but close. On games where Yoshi is an option, I usually pick Yoshi. I used to like the Pink Yoshi, but then I remembered that according to SMW physics, Yellow Yoshi is the Yoshi of HEAVY POUNDING so I pick them when I have that choice. But in Brawl and Melee, I used to use Peach a lot. :D She's kinda cute, and fairly competent. Though I'm entirely convinced she only gets kidnapped because she enjoys getting kidnapped and rescued.

                  Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:30:23 UTC from web
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                    @retl I have seen such disturbing comics along that line of thought... :p

                    Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:31:21 UTC from web
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                      @scribus :O Wait what is this, you have my attention.

                      Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:32:14 UTC from web
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                        @retl I can't recall where they are off the top of my head, but it's the internet. R34 dictates that somewhere out there is at least one NSFW comic of what *really* happens when Princess Toadstool (inb4 oldmangoes) gets kidnapped. And I at one point saw one or more of them.

                        Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:34:18 UTC from web
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                          @scribus Oh. XD I've seen so much of it, I'm pretty much desensitized to it now.

                          Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:35:56 UTC from web
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                            @retl Yeah, similar. It all blurs together into one big mush of bad-sex stereotypes and bad sex-stereotypes.

                            Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:36:54 UTC from web
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                              @scribus Wait what THERE IS A MUSH WITH YOSHIS IN IT I WANT TO PLAY THIS

                              Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:39:06 UTC from web
                  2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                    @retl Well, Bowser's not really competent enough to keep organising these things on his own. Surely Peach must be in on it! That's why the Mushroom guards haven't been trained to fight or anything...

                    Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:34:10 UTC from web
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                      @thelastgherkin And then the Paper Mario games show how much Bowser wants to marry Peach. I find it hilarious that Bowser is apparently this massive dragon-turtle who is huge, has all these claws and firebreath and fangs and horns, apparently has magical powers and can enchant things according to the backstory for the older NES type games, and yet he just never thinks to do something straightforward like turn Mario into a block.

                      Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:37:43 UTC from web
                      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                        @retl Maybe in the Mushroom Kingdom, "princess kidnapping" is up there as a normal hobby, like tennis, karting or golf.

                        Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:44:09 UTC from web
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                          @thelastgherkin Ahahaha, that makes a ton of sense to me. Especially considering they frequently have parties which seem to involve +200 games built specifically to DESTROY YOUR BODY AND KILL YOU AND TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND STARS

                          Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:51:10 UTC from web
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      @thelastgherkin If it's anything like the reason that I tend to like the nerdiest character in a franchise, that must mean that it's because you're pink.

      Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:12:19 UTC from web
      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @scribus I AM THE PINKEST

        Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:13:58 UTC from web
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          @thelastgherkin Have you considered seeing a dermatologist?

          Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:15:11 UTC from web
          1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

            @scribus Have you ever thought about seeing someone about your being a GIANT NERD

            Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:17:10 UTC from web
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              @thelastgherkin Yeah, I took karate classes for years, but since it kind of coincided with Power Rangers that just made me the karate nerd like the Blue Ranger was.

              Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:18:35 UTC from web
              1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                @scribus Blue Ranger is best Ranger.

                Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:21:42 UTC from web
                1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                  @thelastgherkin His name was Adam!

                  Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:21:57 UTC from web
                  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                    @ceruleanspark What. His name was Billy! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Cranston

                    Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:23:53 UTC from web
                    1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                      @thelastgherkin Oh, it turns out Adam was the entirely superior Green Ranger.

                      Sunday, 06-Nov-11 20:25:36 UTC from web