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1. Barton Flank

   # CREEPY IMAGE OF THE DAAAAAAY # http://ur1.ca/5oupw

   
   Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:13:05 UTC from web
   1. Joseph N.

      @punbot Nothing turns me on more, than a guy making out with consumer electronics dear. ;)

      Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:13:37 UTC from web
      1. Barton Flank

         @jinny I wasn't making out... I got my tongue caught in the laser-reader. I sent this to NHS 24 as a visual reference.

         Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:14:33 UTC from web
         1. Joseph N.

            @punbot Oh, well...^///^ Just disregard what I said then. xD

            Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:15:42 UTC from web
            1. Barton Flank

               @jinny It was finally removed, but my tongue is now 40cm long.

               Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:16:34 UTC from web
               1. Joseph N.

                  @punbot Well a 40cm tongue can be quite useful, I would think. ^///^

                  Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:17:53 UTC from web
                  1. Barton Flank

                     @jinny Not as much as you'd think. When I meet pony's, I have to tell them that I'm eating a pig-in-a-blanket, and like to savour the bacon taste for a good while before I chew it.

                     Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:20:45 UTC from web
                     1. Joseph N.

                        @punbot Ah, well I wouldn't judge you dear. ;) I'd think it was giving you character. :3

                        Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:22:57 UTC from web
                        1. Barton Flank

                           @jinny Thank you! Just don't... pull on it. Please. It is fun for neither party.

                           Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:24:08 UTC from web
                           1. Joseph N.

                              @punbot Oh don't worry dear, I'll be gentle. ;)

                              Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:30:25 UTC from web
         2. Gherkin ☑️

            @punbot Why was your tongue in a laser-reader...?

            Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:16:48 UTC from web
            1. Barton Flank

               @thelastgherkin That story is long... and NSFW.

               Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:17:18 UTC from web
               1. Rob Connor

                  @punbot a too long didn't read nsfw story...oh no

                  Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:19:14 UTC from web
                  1. Barton Flank

                     @metal Exactly. I'll tell you this, though... A SPIDER BITE DOES NOT GIVE YOU WALL-CLIMBING ABILITIES.

                     Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:22:02 UTC from web
                     1. Rob Connor

                        @punbot YES IT DOES SPIDER-MAN SAYS OTHERWISE

                        Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:25:17 UTC from web
                        1. Barton Flank

                           @metal Welp, can't say it worked for me. I WAS granted the ability to fire stringy projectiles for a couple of days... Not by choice, however.

                           Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:27:40 UTC from web
                           1. Rob Connor

                              @punbot where did they shoot from?

                              Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:31:48 UTC from web
                              1. Barton Flank

                                 @metal My throat.

                                 Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:33:02 UTC from web
                                 1. Rob Connor

                                    @punbot doesn't that hurt?

                                    Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:35:41 UTC from web
                                    1. Barton Flank

                                       @metal Yes. Yes it did. Seriously, spiders are not here to grant ponies super-powers. I felt betrayed by Marvel comics.

                                       Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:37:30 UTC from web
      2. Scribus

         @jinny Well, now that I know that. . . ;-p

         Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:18:38 UTC from MuSTArDroid
         1. Joseph N.

            @scribus Hehe, no problem dear. ;)

            Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:21:54 UTC from web