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  1. A UKIP councillor is blaming the recent flooding of parts of Britain on gay marriage. Guys. If I get married, I can have wicked weather powers

    Sunday, 19-Jan-14 18:49:37 UTC from web
    1. @thelastgherkin Didn't you know that married gays become shamans?

      Sunday, 19-Jan-14 18:50:33 UTC from web
      1. @flamingpandaomg let's just hope vegan gays stay single. a shaman with added vegan superpowers.

        Sunday, 19-Jan-14 18:54:27 UTC from web
      2. @flamingpandaomg Look yo, if there's some sort of book of hot tips for the decloseted homosexual then I'd love to have a flick through.

        Sunday, 19-Jan-14 19:03:34 UTC from web
    2. @vt3c answer: never

      Sunday, 19-Jan-14 18:54:56 UTC from web
    3. @thelastgherkin especially if you marry Carl Weathers

      Sunday, 19-Jan-14 19:01:13 UTC from web
      1. @vcgriffin It's like rai-ee-ain on your wedding day.

        Sunday, 19-Jan-14 19:10:19 UTC from web
    4. @vt3c I'd blame this man's 600,000 signatures from practising Christians - but if I've done the maths right, that's like 1.5% of the UK's Christian population.

      Sunday, 19-Jan-14 19:18:08 UTC from web
      1. @thelastgherkin 1.6%. Close enough.

        Sunday, 19-Jan-14 19:19:05 UTC from web
    5. @snowcone straight married people who wanted to buy houses, yes

      Sunday, 19-Jan-14 19:21:50 UTC from web
    6. @thelastgherkin I always thought floods were due to too much water in one place.

      Sunday, 19-Jan-14 19:30:31 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    7. "♻ @thelastgherkin A UKIP councillor is blaming the recent flooding of parts of Britain on gay marriage. Guys. If I get married, I can have /wicked weather powers/" I now understand why same-sex marriage is a threat to 'traditional' marriage - I would totally marry a dude to get superpowers. No question.

      Saturday, 25-Jan-14 02:51:43 UTC from MuSTArDroid