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    CAT WHY WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL AFTER I ALREADY CLEANED THE BOX TO GO TAKE A cherries

    Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:37:07 UTC from web
    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @mrmattimation Wouldn't you wait until the toilet's seat isn't sticky to go do your bussiness?

      Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:38:19 UTC from web
      1. orungano orungano

        @nerthos idk about you but my toilet seat never gets sticky in the history of ever

        Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:39:15 UTC from web
        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @mastertdi Of course. I was talking of stuff like public bathrooms.

          Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:40:42 UTC from web
          1. orungano orungano

            @nerthos Oh. I would never sit down on a public toilet

            Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:41:19 UTC from web
            1. Narwhal Narwhal

              @mastertdi Yeah, you don't know what kind of messed up things have been on those. If need be, always simply emplotly the squatting method.

              Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:44:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              1. Narwhal Narwhal

                @northernnarwhal *employ

                Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:44:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              2. orungano orungano

                @northernnarwhal I think I've actually been born with a gift, in that I very rarely feel the need to poop when not at home

                Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:45:08 UTC from web
                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                  @mastertdi I'm the same, or if need be I can usually hold it in

                  Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:47:08 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  1. orungano orungano

                    @northernnarwhal Same. I have to pee sometimes but that's the price to pay for bringing a litre of soda in lel

                    Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:48:58 UTC from web
                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                      @mastertdi Number 1 is never a conundrum though so that's fine. Just remember the unwritten spacing rule for urinals where you never go directly beside someone.

                      Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:52:00 UTC from web
                      1. orungano orungano

                        @northernnarwhal I've yet to get down the second unwritten rule, wherein, if rule one has been or must be broken, you never compliment your fellow urinator's willy.

                        Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:54:53 UTC from web
                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                          @mastertdi Generally acknowledgement makes it awkward for both parties.

                          Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:56:37 UTC from web
                          1. orungano orungano

                            @northernnarwhal Or sometimes they'll say, "water great sport that guy was"

                            Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:57:56 UTC from web
                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                              @mastertdi I'm generally patient enough to avoid enoucntering rule 2 in the first place anyway

                              Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:58:55 UTC from web
                              1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                @northernnarwhal *encountering

                                Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:59:02 UTC from web
                              2. orungano orungano

                                @northernnarwhal Truth is I usually use the stall :^)

                                Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:59:55 UTC from web
                                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                  @mastertdi This isn't a bad battle strategy either, especially if it's free and the urinals aren't

                                  Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:01:36 UTC from web
                                  1. orungano orungano

                                    @northernnarwhal Maybe I'm just self-conscious lel

                                    Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:02:09 UTC from web
                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                      @mastertdi Hey, nothing wrong with that man. I know where you're coming from.

                                      Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:03:24 UTC from web
                                      1. orungano orungano

                                        @northernnarwhal I thought we were just talking about peeing D:

                                        Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:03:53 UTC from web
                                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                          @mastertdi Well I mean self consciousness kind of extends beyond that, doesn't it?

                                          Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:04:31 UTC from web
                                          1. orungano orungano

                                            @northernnarwhal I dunno about that

                                            Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:05:04 UTC from web
                                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                              @mastertdi Well I think so anyway

                                              Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:06:28 UTC from web
                                              1. orungano orungano

                                                @northernnarwhal Should probably not talk about it here lel

                                                Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:07:13 UTC from web
                                                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                  @mastertdi Yeah, fair enough. We have other mediums if need be.

                                                  Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:07:32 UTC from web
                                                  1. orungano orungano

                                                    @northernnarwhal yee

                                                    Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:07:59 UTC from web
                                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                      @mastertdi aw yee

                                                      Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:08:29 UTC from web
                                                      1. orungano orungano

                                                        @northernnarwhal You gave me a yeest infection

                                                        Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:08:48 UTC from web
                                                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                          @mastertdi I am not yeevil

                                                          Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:10:12 UTC from web
                                                          1. orungano orungano

                                                            @northernnarwhal Yeezus

                                                            Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:10:25 UTC from web
                                                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                              @mastertdi by Kanyee West

                                                              Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 22:10:43 UTC from web
              3. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                @northernnarwhal The issue with that is that toilets are made of ceramic, and designed to hold weight in a specific way. Squatting on top carries with it the risk of the toilet breaking and very sharp ceramic tearing your legs to shreds and causing you to die of bloodloss on top of a pile of refuse.

                Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:47:49 UTC from web
                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                  @nerthos You don't squat on top of the toilet, you squat in front of it.

                  Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:48:47 UTC from web
                  1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                    @northernnarwhal Oh, you know how it goes. I've known of people dying for doing it the other way.

                    Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:49:35 UTC from web
                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                      @nerthos That must be a pretty awful way to go. If there's an afterlife it would suck to have a stupid death like that because you'd be eternally known as the dude who died by squatting on top of a toilet.

                      Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 21:50:51 UTC from web