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i'm watching a medical show and the weirdest thign happened to the guy. He was havign sex with his wife then a FrankerZ muscle of hers had an involuntary contraction and he got stuck inside her and it was being real painful for him, tthen the girl told the guy to take them to the kitchen so he could hit her in the head with a frying pan then she'd fais and the muscle would relax, but he kept stuck there after she fainted.
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:11:52 UTC from web-
@mushi why would he wait until "it" went flacid?
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:12:59 UTC from web-
@rednorth her muscle is acting like a rubber band on his papaya, so the blood cant leave, so it wont get flacid
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:14:20 UTC from web-
@mushi i can relate jej
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:15:20 UTC from web
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@mushi Ok that's hilarious. They should have just stayed in bed until it released.
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:15:54 UTC from web-
@nerthos agreed, a frying pan? seriously?!
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:16:19 UTC from web -
@nerthos the doctor said the only way to fix that is with medical intervention
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:16:22 UTC from web-
@mushi "Hey doctor I can't pull out my wife"
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:25:06 UTC from web-
@nerthos they are gong to the hospital now
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:26:17 UTC from web-
@mushi At least it's not as bad as getting stuck on the toilet and having to be taken to the hospital while still sitting on it.
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:27:11 UTC from web-
@nerthos once i saw a case about an asian guy who got his batcave stuck in a camp oven, that one was funny too
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:29:11 UTC from web-
@mushi Reminds me of Snowcone jokes
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:29:35 UTC from web-
@nerthos i dotn think i know any
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:29:51 UTC from web-
@mushi I mean the user
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:31:08 UTC from web
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@mushi Man can you imagine having to coordinate yourself enough to get yourself across the house while still inside somebody
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:17:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation if it was dude on dude it wouldnt be that bad just saying
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:18:19 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Depending on size difference and strenght, it could be fairly easy. I could easily walk across the house with a woman roughly 50kg on me.
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:24:32 UTC from web-
@nerthos especially if you pretended you were a minotaur XD
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:26:01 UTC from web-
@rednorth What
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:26:11 UTC from web
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