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  1. Becoming increasingly aware that I am literally the only American on the timeline right now

    Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:03:53 UTC from web
    1. @mrmattimation I thought you were from Guatemala or something

      Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:04:56 UTC from web
      1. @tiffany I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM GERMANY BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE ALL BRITISH PEOPLE CAME FROM AT SOME POINT

        Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:06:17 UTC from web
        1. @mrmattimation That's too far?

          Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:06:46 UTC from web
          1. @tiffany I think you should know by now that I have no "too far"

            Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:07:27 UTC from web
        2. @mrmattimation i thought you were from England because that's where all Americans came from at some point

          Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:08:07 UTC from web
          1. @sanic i'm going to call the queen of canada and have you deported

            Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:10:44 UTC from web
            1. @mrmattimation i'm going to call Montezuma and have YOU deported

              Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:12:20 UTC from web
    2. @mrmattimation I have come to save you from the filthy foreigners

      Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:13:36 UTC from web
      1. @redenchilada I was going to say I resent that but I haven't showered since like Thursday :^(

        Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:14:07 UTC from web
        1. @tiffany Do you even need to shower in England with how much it rains there?

          Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:14:37 UTC from web
          1. @northernnarwhal Actually Scoot told me that it rains waaaay more in Scotland than it does in England.

            Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:15:37 UTC from web
            1. @mrmattimation I've been to Scotland and can confirm, it's pretty much always raining there.

              Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:21:20 UTC from web
          2. @northernnarwhal http://pny.lv/edg8

            Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 00:16:08 UTC from web