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  1. Matt Matt

    I was out driving today and I waited a little too late to hit the brakes at a light so i had to squeeze it a little harder than I normally and the car lurched a bit and I nearly farted but i didn't

    Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:25:38 UTC from web
    1. Luna. Luna.

      @mrmattimation 10/10 "a true masterpiece" - Memes

      Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:26:17 UTC from web
    2. orungano orungano

      @mrmattimation I basically fart in response to any strong emotion I feel, be that joy, fear, I once farted in response to being chased by a toy helicopter

      Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:27:54 UTC from web
      1. Matt Matt

        @tiffany I've genuinely only ever been able to prevent myself from farting around women, and even then sometimes i leave the room to go fart. Once a fart starts, there's no stopping it.

        Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:29:22 UTC from web
        1. orungano orungano

          @mrmattimation one time when my arm was numb I was trying so hard to move it I farted

          Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:30:58 UTC from web