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It's been a while since I've gone on a good string of non-sequitur
Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:41:40 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal And I believe I'm spent, so. . . "No soap, radio!"
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@scribus And our radio show is called "The Aristocrats"!
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@northernnarwhal Truly an underappreciated Disney animated feature.
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@scribus Ah yes, I love the scene where the two main characters are eating spaghetti in the moonlight, their kiss turning Tramp into a man again so he can push Gaston off of Pride Rock and free the Genie from the lamp.
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@northernnarwhal That doesn't sound familiar; must have been in the old testament.
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@scribus You have to read it in the original Japanese, they cut content in the localized version.
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@northernnarwhal Sounds like I need to practice my reading-in-a-mirror-to-avoid-gibbering-madness, then.
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@scribus If you say "Bloody Mary" three times into the mirror she'll come and help you read it, she's been taking classes on weekends
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@northernnarwhal Last time I called her, I found out she was cheating on me with non-bearded alternate-me. :c
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@scribus Hey man, all is fair in love, war, and black magic spirit conjuring
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@northernnarwhal Yeah, mama said there'd be days like this...
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@scribus Mama also said Santa Claus was real. Who can you really trust?
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@northernnarwhal At least Werewolf Jesus never lied to me.
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@scribus Him and Raptor Jesus are the true unproblematic faves
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@northernnarwhal As long as it isn't Whitewashed Republican American Jesus, really.
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@scribus I don't trust that guy, he keeps trying to break into my house
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@northernnarwhal The kind of neighbor even Mr. Rogers didn't want around.
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@scribus He invited me to his house for a dinner party and split a medium pizza among 12 of us and kept calling us all his "bros". Like I get it, you're in a tight spot financially and want us to pitch in pizza money, but just say so man.
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