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  1. Matt Matt

    The year is 2020. Guillermo del Toro takes one last stab at developing a video game. This one is nearly finished before the publisher decides to not only cancel it, but delete all files on the company's hard drive, making recovery impossible. Del Toro hangs himself.

    Wednesday, 03-Feb-16 23:41:36 UTC from web
    1. Rarity Rarity

      @mrmattimation The year is 2020. Guillermo del Toro calls a press conference to announce his new project. All of us mech-heads salivate and attend, staring at our savior as we await our giant robot Rapture. Guillermo walks out on stage. He's greeted by thunderous applause. "I have gathered you today for a very important announcement. I'm working on something you have all been waiting for a long time." The crowd is shaking with excitement. "I am proud to announce, the Pacifiiic..." del Toro lingers on the word, feeding off of the anticipation and pure joy of his fans, before continuing, "release date for Hellboy 3!" del Toro flips off the crowd and attempts to moonwalk off stage, but is tripped by an enraged fan and died from head trauma. We never get our robots.

      Wednesday, 03-Feb-16 23:48:17 UTC from web